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by Newsbot » Wed Dec 13, 2006 3:50 pm
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Popular website mogul and Spider-Man fanboy vynsane announced today that he will appear nude in the March 2007 issue of Popular Mechanics magazine.
The magazine will also include a shocking tell-all from vynsane, including the admission that he still plays the theme song from Knight Rider when he masturbates, reported Bill Gates on Tuesday.
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by Ran » Wed Dec 13, 2006 4:53 pm
This is exactly why I never watch the news anymore. It is just too depressing.
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by Eternal Padawan » Wed Dec 13, 2006 5:53 pm
Is it me, or is Newsbot's title for this topic too...excited? Like vynsane is gonna be naked! Hurrah!
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by anarky » Wed Dec 13, 2006 5:55 pm
I'm excited. I'll wager Newsbot is, too.
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by Eternal Padawan » Thu Apr 05, 2007 8:19 pm
Did this issue come out already?
Oh! I said "come out"!!! ZING!!!
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