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Booger King!
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 6:26 pm
by Snigtad Flornbi
I saw a camersial 4 Booger King they hav vidio games now, 1 is u are the King + drive a round on a gay littel bike + if u win tha fagg kid human OR SHOULD I SAY SHIT HUMAN!!!! 
xx:x wil come out + fuck ur but!
Ha ha fagg I bruned u!!!!
i think I wil go + eat some Booger king now, they haev god hamboogers + eternal padawens mom werks their + she lets me fcuk her when ever i vbisit, burrrrrrn got u to homo fagg!
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 6:35 pm
by anarky
A "booger" is a sticky green thing that is found in your nose, and, in your case, is the reason you dig in your nostrils so much. A "burger" is a piece of meat (or meat substitute) between two buns, usually with vegetables and condiments.
Neither are to be confused with "bugger," which is what your granddaddy does to you in the dark.
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 7:40 pm
by Eternal Padawan
Ha ha. You said meat between two buns. Snigtad knows all about that from his Daddy/Uncle
Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 4:15 pm
by Bizarro Captain Funtime
Ha ha! You guys are so funny!!
Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 4:40 pm
by Eternal Padawan
Bizarro Captain Funtime wrote:Ha ha! You guys are so funny!!
So are you. But you can't get by on your looks forever. Take some night classes.
Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 12:58 pm
by Snigtad Flornbi
I took sum night classes + now i am a night and a saumri i coud kick ur gay ass!
Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 3:13 pm
by Eternal Padawan
Wow.
Words fail me.
Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 3:27 pm
by anarky
What's a saumri?
Is that like a jacuzzi?
Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 3:42 pm
by Eternal Padawan
It's a device shaped like two spoons welded together that Snigtad's parents shove up his asshole and pull out to make that POP! sound. After too much anal leakage, his GrandpaUncle Rodger forces himself on Sniggy to block him back up, using the anal leakage as lube. Snigtad is, of course, giggling the whole time.
Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 3:54 pm
by anarky
EP, that is the single foulest post I have ever read.
And, what's more, you speak of that as if you have firsthand knowledge.
Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 5:37 pm
by Eternal Padawan
Nope, thats all improv.
Like the time the badger got into Snigtad's cabin and they made it fuck his sister and right before it came, they pulled it out and shot badger come all over Snigtad's face and he had an allergic reaction to it and somebody ( Great Gramma Lucille maybe?) remembered an old wives tale that said you throw boiling hot water on badger sperm hives so they did and horribly scarred him and that's why Snigtad is as fucking ugly as he is. Incidentally, the sister got pregnant with badger pups and now two of them are Snigtad's fugly niece and nephew.
Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 10:14 pm
by kidhuman
I think EP is Uncle Rodger
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:21 pm
by Snigtad Flornbi
i thank so 2, this is funney to pretand 2 be a fagg uncal rodger, how else wood u no about the batcher?
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 3:04 pm
by Inktomi Slurp Spider
Slurp, Slurp.
Re: Booger King!
Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 1:35 pm
by anarky
Y'know, this whole thing started as a stupid rant by that moron.
But I would've totally bought
Sneak King if it came for the PS2 or GameCube/Wii.
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