the vynsane asylum

I am calling you out you sick twisted fuck. Not only did you humiliate us by giving us gay avatars and editing out posts, but you lied and disgraced Vynsane by hiding your true identity and claiming you were Snigtad. Put em up fucker, its on like a pot of neck bones.

Criminy, Kidhuman! I was only doing me job. I never wanted to be typecast as a child magician, and a sidekick at that. But once I hit puberty, well, all the attention turned to Daniel and Emma, and guys like you started counting the days until she turned 18.

But what about ol' Rupert? Do you know how it feels when all you ever hear is "Ron Weasley isn't cute anymore"? I've not got another acting job in years! I don't want to be like that guy from The Partridge Family, forced to open grocery stores!

So when Action Online approached me with this gig, I threw me heart and soul into it. I totally researched every aspect of this "Snigtad Flornbi," and I did a bang-up job, if I do say so myself. When things started getting hairy, I wanted out, but these Action Online blokes have some iron-clad contracts.

Now that they're gone, I'd like to apologise. I know it won't undo the damage I did. Please don't kill me. I'll leave of my own accord.

so... wait...

he has nothing to do with snigtad flornbi at all? i was SURE he was a clone, what with how awful this whole cross-over event has been. it felt like kaine, ben reilly and the jackal were all in on it.

that's quite the unexpected twist...

Wait a frigging second. Snigtad alive? What did I miss?

Eh, who cares?

I only hope the inevitable backlash against Mr Grint will result in Warner Bros fearing for the success of Harry Potter & The Order of the Phoenix among the coveted vynsane.com users segment of the population, and they'll throw in a totally gratuitous love scene between Cho Chang and Hermione Granger.

Well, we need to have at least one true illiterate closeted retard around these parts. Thankfully the true one won out in the end.

Perfectly acceptable substitute is an Hermione Granger self gratifying scene

Eternal Padawan wrote:Perfectly acceptable substitute is an Hermione Granger self gratifying scene

While that would be a reasonable substitute, I'd prefer the Cho/Hermione scene myself.

An Asian hottie improves upon any scene involving adult content.

so do you want to append to your original postulation that "there is or never will be anything that cannot be improved upon by the presence of bears" to also cite "or an asian hottie"?

Fuck you Rupert.


Welcome Back Snigtad, did ya get ghost dicked in the 18th dimension?

Wait Dell, Rusk if you are really the Harry Potter kid then who did I have sex with??? haha lol im confused

vynsane wrote:so do you want to append to your original postulation that "there is or never will be anything that cannot be improved upon by the presence of bears" to also cite "or an asian hottie"?

See: Grace Park on Battlestar Galactica


Yummy.