Happy Thanksgiving, citizens

[Batman]

As I will be taking the next few days off to visit my... family in... New Jersey, I will not be around to wish my fellow citizens of vynsane.com a happy... Thanksgiving.

This is a time for family, and so my young ward and I, in our civilian guises, shall enjoy much... turkey and... Bat-cranberries.

The forums should be safe for a few days, as even evildoers take the day off to be with their loved ones. It may be prudent, however, for anyone in the vicinity of the Gotham National... Bank to... keep an eye open. I have no doubt that Dell Rusk is so... depraved that he may not honor this greatest of American holidays.

And so, after dropping off a large turkey for Homeless Man to eat with his fellow gutter-dwellers, I shall hop in the... Batmobile and begin the drive to New Jersey to see my parents.

What, you thought my parents were dead? No, that's just a... myth. Of course, they're alive and well and living in a retirement community outside Hoboken.

[hyena]

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

[Giraffe]

*Giraffe sound*

[The Grin]

Happy Thanksgiving. I'll be stuffing your mothers with my gravy.

[Zero]

HAPPY THANKSGIVING, ROB LIEFELD.

I AM THANKFUL YOUR LAZY ASS WASN'T ANY MORE CREATIVE THAN TO DRAW A BASIC BODY SHAPE, DRAW A CIRCLE ON THE FACE AND VOILA, A NEW CHARACTER.

I'M THANKFUL TO BOB HARRAS FOR BEING SO FAR UP ROB'S ASS IN 1990 THAT HE LET HIM GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING, INCLUDING ALLOWING SUCH A RIDICULOUS CHARACTER TO MAKE IT INTO THE COMICS.

AND I'M THANKFUL FOR JOE QUESADA TO ALLOW RAMPANT RETCONNING AT MARVEL, SO THAT I CAN SAFELY TELL EVERYONE I WASN'T CREATED BY ROB LIEFELD AND NOT BE LYING.

AND LASTLY, I'M THANKFUL TO RAGS MORALES, FOR CREATING ME.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING, RAGS MORALES.

[Vince Offer]

Don't forget to call now and get a set of eight ShamWow towels. One for the house, the car, the boat, the RV.

Happy Thanksgiving. I'll be stuffing your mothers with my gravy.

That is gonna smell.