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ONLY FAGS LIEK TOYS!!
Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 6:14 pm
by Dell Rusk
TOYS R 4 BABYES U DUM FUCKS I CLOASED ALL THE THREDS GAY WADS!!
ALL HAIL ACTIONONLINE!!!!
Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 6:33 pm
by The Grin
Well my friend, you must be gay because according to my records, you ordered several items from The Grin Brand™ Adult Toy line, including "the Howitzer", "the Minute Man", and "the Violator". Normally, we don't get many orders for those because they are from what we call "the Heavy Duty" line. And, we don't get many orders from men, so your order sticks out.
Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 1:31 pm
by Batman
Actually, Dell, toys can be quite useful in an encounter between two consenting adults. Take Poison Ivy, for instance. Whoopie with her is always enjoyable... but throw in some toys, and she becomes an animal.
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 7:12 pm
by Eternal Padawan
Anybody see the new TMNT toys for the new movie? My son's birthday is coming up and I got him the four turtles because he got the original live action DVD for christmas. Then i got Leonardo just to open him up and see if he was cool. Now I might get the other three.
Why is this in here? I don't need to give you a reason bitch. Talk about Turtles!
Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:05 pm
by jjraeson
I like toys, and I am not a fagg, eh? Under Canadian law, if you have anal intercourse with another man fewer than five times a week, you are still considered to be heterosexual.
Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 6:47 pm
by Eternal Padawan
Now all I need is Michelangelo. Sorry I've sorta co-opted this as the new TMNT toy thread, but it seemed like a perfectly good topic going to waste because of that douche Amy fucker Dell/Rupert.
And Snigtad Flornbi is a grandpa fucking father fucker who fucks his mother. You fucker.
Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 2:20 pm
by Rob Liefeld
The converse of Snigtad's statement is not true. I am a fagg, and I don't like toys. Well, except for dildoes.
Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 2:21 pm
by kidhuman
Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 3:02 pm
by Eternal Padawan
Amen to that.
Re: ONLY FAGS LIEK TOYS!!
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 1:37 pm
by gothiczartan
Need ALL NEW SCULPT DELL RUSK, thirty points of articulation and removeable dildo in his but, this is a must Hasbro, you must make this or I will kick you!
Re: ONLY FAGS LIEK TOYS!!
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 1:49 pm
by Sambo
gothiczartan wrote:Need ALL NEW SCULPT DELL RUSK, thirty points of articulation and removeable dildo in his but, this is a must Hasbro, you must make this or I will kick you!
HONKY NEEDS TO SHUT DE FUCK UP!!
Re: ONLY FAGS LIEK TOYS!!
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 8:06 pm
by Double_G
gothiczartan wrote:Need ALL NEW SCULPT DELL RUSK, thirty points of articulation and removeable dildo in his but, this is a must Hasbro, you must make this or I will kick you!
We already got that, except for the dildo.
Re: ONLY FAGS LIEK TOYS!!
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 9:34 am
by Eternal Padawan
Wow!
That really WAS gay. Can Rupert sue them for emasculating him like that? I would.
93.
Re: ONLY FAGS LIEK TOYS!!
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 5:17 pm
by Senor JabbaJohnL
Jeezum fuck! He looks like an old lady.