the vynsane asylum

bIZZARO tHE gRIP JUST GOT BACK FROM THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE. hE LIKES TO GET CHECKED FOR HERNIAS, TESTICULAR CANCER, AND PROSTATE CANCER AT LEAST TWICE A WEEK. iT APPEARS HE HAS DEVELOPED A KIDNEYSTONE. pLEASE INFORM YOUR FATHERS THAT HE CAN ONLY BE ON THE RECEIVING END FOR A WHILE, AS OTHERWISE HE COULD POTENTIALLY FIRE A PEBBLE INTO SOMEONE'S FATHER'S ASS AND BLOW A HOLE THROUGH HIS STOMACH.

sAD NEWS, INDEED. i KNOW bIZZARO tTHE gRIP LOVES TO GIVE AS WELL AS TAKE.

Sad indeed. I'm almost as sad as the time I found a $100 bill on the ground when I was broke and went and bought a lot of comic books.

Does anyone else find it really disturbing that this dooshebag uses the smiley when giving sad news?