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Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 9:55 am
by kidhuman
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by jjreason</i>
<br />Fucking is better than being fucked, so I'll nail a Flornbi. Preferably a female.
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So are you saying if a female was not available you would go brokeback mountain on sniggers dad?
Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 12:27 pm
by Ran
I don't know what a hedgehog is, and I don't know who Mr. Marcus is, but nostril penetration sounds painful.
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by jjreason</i>
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Getting your tongue pierced, or having to go to the hospital to get a dildo removed from your bumhole because your gf/wife lost the handle when you were in the saddle.
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My friends wife was an EMT. She had to respond to a house, where a guy had a broken jaw. They asked him about what happened, he said in a muffled voice, "She bucked me." Aparently, he was going down on his wife, and she had one of those uncontrollable twitches and thrusted her pelvis outward...
People in the medical field have the best stories.
Having a chick put 12-gauge safety wire through your shaft, or being kicked in the balls by a 7' biker dude wearing steel toed boots?
Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 3:29 pm
by Antropov
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Rogue II</i>
<br />I don't know what a hedgehog is, and I don't know who Mr. Marcus is, but nostril penetration sounds painful.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">Mr. Marcus is a black porn star with a fucking whale harpoon for a cock and the "hedgehog" reference pertains to Ron "the Hedgehog" Jeremy, who earned the nickname because he can, well, blow himself.
I'll take the kick to the nuts. Less healing time.
Spoon fed your testes (after being cut out by the same spoon) or having your sack stretched. And stretched. And stretched. And stretched.
Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 4:02 pm
by Ran
Scrotum Stretching.
Well, when you put it that way, a forced hedgehog does sound painful...even fatal if you've seen Clerks.
Allegedly both of those things in my previous post are performed at Genitortures' concerts.
Being caught in a Figure-4 Leg Lock or having a pro-wrestler dive off the top rope head first onto your nuts?
Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 7:15 pm
by kidhuman
figure 4
Dell Rusk or Snigtad?
Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 7:38 pm
by Slicker
Dell. At least he has some interesting stories about school.
CS1138's wife or Slimmie's wife?
Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 8:05 pm
by kidhuman
Never saw slimmies wife and solo's is damaged goods now, cant make a decision here
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 10:16 am
by Ran
Shannon Elizabeth in Playboy or Shannon Elizabeth's scene in American Pie?
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 11:19 am
by jjreason
American Pie. It's all about real-life video!
Being forced to fuck an apple pie that RIGHT out of a hot oven, or having a dog get carried away and start biting after you've tempted him to lick your balls and cock by spreading warm peanut butter on them?
Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 11:19 am
by Dell Rusk
i have tryed both and neither is a picnic but sense u r gay u would prefer the dog if it is a boy dog lol
Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 4:54 pm
by Ran
Better name for a color (or colour for those of you north of the border)
Dog Dick Red or Jizz Stain white?
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 12:14 pm
by anarky
Dog dick red.
Humping a shark or being humped by Elmo?
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 1:00 pm
by kidhuman
The shark, he can take what i am packing.
Rubbing Crisco on your ass so Sniggy can fuck it or Having JJ teabag you for 30 minutes?
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 1:21 pm
by anarky
Sniggy. He's so small, I wouldn't feel a damned thing. I'd just have to listen to his babbling.
Your wife is pregnant, and she wants to name the baby. Trouble is, she's set on naming him either Snigtad Flornbi [Your Last Name] or Dell Rusk [Your Last Name]. Which do you go with?
Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:16 pm
by anarky
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?