This or that, take two

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 9:55 am

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by jjreason
 Fucking is better than being fucked, so I'll nail a Flornbi. Preferably a female.

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So are you saying if a female was not available you would go brokeback mountain on sniggers dad?

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 12:27 pm

I don't know what a hedgehog is, and I don't know who Mr. Marcus is, but nostril penetration sounds painful.

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by jjreason
 

Getting your tongue pierced, or having to go to the hospital to get a dildo removed from your bumhole because your gf/wife lost the handle when you were in the saddle.
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My friends wife was an EMT. She had to respond to a house, where a guy had a broken jaw. They asked him about what happened, he said in a muffled voice, "She bucked me." Aparently, he was going down on his wife, and she had one of those uncontrollable twitches and thrusted her pelvis outward...

People in the medical field have the best stories.

Having a chick put 12-gauge safety wire through your shaft, or being kicked in the balls by a 7' biker dude wearing steel toed boots?

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 3:29 pm

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Rogue II
 I don't know what a hedgehog is, and I don't know who Mr. Marcus is, but nostril penetration sounds painful.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">Mr. Marcus is a black porn star with a fucking whale harpoon for a cock and the "hedgehog" reference pertains to Ron "the Hedgehog" Jeremy, who earned the nickname because he can, well, blow himself.

I'll take the kick to the nuts. Less healing time.

Spoon fed your testes (after being cut out by the same spoon) or having your sack stretched. And stretched. And stretched. And stretched.

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 4:02 pm

Scrotum Stretching.

Well, when you put it that way, a forced hedgehog does sound painful...even fatal if you've seen Clerks.
Allegedly both of those things in my previous post are performed at Genitortures' concerts.

Being caught in a Figure-4 Leg Lock or having a pro-wrestler dive off the top rope head first onto your nuts?

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 7:15 pm

figure 4

Dell Rusk or Snigtad?

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 7:38 pm

Dell. At least he has some interesting stories about school.

CS1138's wife or Slimmie's wife?

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 8:05 pm

Never saw slimmies wife and solo's is damaged goods now, cant make a decision here

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 10:16 am

Shannon Elizabeth in Playboy or Shannon Elizabeth's scene in American Pie?

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 11:19 am

American Pie. It's all about real-life video!

Being forced to fuck an apple pie that RIGHT out of a hot oven, or having a dog get carried away and start biting after you've tempted him to lick your balls and cock by spreading warm peanut butter on them?

Dell Rusk · Post by **Dell Rusk** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 11:19 am

i have tryed both and neither is a picnic but sense u r gay u would prefer the dog if it is a boy dog lol

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 4:54 pm

Better name for a color (or colour for those of you north of the border)

Dog Dick Red or Jizz Stain white?

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 12:14 pm

Dog dick red.

Humping a shark or being humped by Elmo?

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 1:00 pm

The shark, he can take what i am packing.

Rubbing Crisco on your ass so Sniggy can fuck it or Having JJ teabag you for 30 minutes?

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 1:21 pm

Sniggy. He's so small, I wouldn't feel a damned thing. I'd just have to listen to his babbling.

Your wife is pregnant, and she wants to name the baby. Trouble is, she's set on naming him either Snigtad Flornbi [Your Last Name] or Dell Rusk [Your Last Name]. Which do you go with?

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:16 pm

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?