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Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 3:41 pm
by The Grin
Well look who took a flying leap out of the closet. Everyone now realizes that both of their parents are now fucked.
Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:33 pm
by Bizarro The Grin
wHEN tHE gRIN AND I ARE IN TOWN, BOTH YOUR PARENTS ARE GETTING SOME MAJOR HOT AND SPICY LOVIN'
Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 1:55 am
by jjreason
Cold pizza that I didn't have time eat when I got home, because I was rushing out to Superman. Glad I waited.
Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 9:51 am
by Ran
Zingers. Breakfast of Champions.
Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 11:23 am
by Slimmie
The usual......turkey on wheat. Same lunch almost everyday for the last 8 years. How boring is that?
Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 12:02 pm
by Ran
Boring or just really really consistent?
Wade Boggs used to eat chicken before every game and his mistress on road trips. That just made him superstitious.
Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 12:15 pm
by Antropov
Slimmie wrote:The usual......turkey on wheat. Same lunch almost everyday for the last 8 years. How boring is that?
Sweet shit, Slim. I'm gonna have to have words with your wife about that. And by "words" I mean "a blowjob from".
Right now I'm eating chocolate ice cream with strawberry topping on it. It's from a work function they had last Saturday. It's probably spoiled by now, but since free food always tastes better it's hard to tell.
Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 12:34 pm
by The Grin
Hold up there for a second, man. Slimmie is going to get a blow job from both his wife and CaptainSolo1138 at the same time? It's hard to believe, but maybe Dell is right about it getting kind of gay in here.
Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 12:45 pm
by Antropov
Huh? I never asked for a hummer from him. If he wants to watch I don't mind. Just no touching, please.
Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 2:10 pm
by Slimmie
C'mon, man. You know that tongue ring ain't there just for show. And I eat the turkey sandwiches cuz I like turkey sandwiches. They be good for you too. That is part of how I keep from being a 400 lb slob. Fruit & yogurt for breakfast, turkey sandwich & fruit for lunch, and a ginormous fattening meal for dinner. Followed by beer & snacks. Keeps me at a steady 180 lb slob level.
Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 2:13 pm
by Slicker
I've been fiending for that shit that we used to eat back in the day.
It had some crazy name to. I think it was called vagina or something. It's been so long I don't even remember.
Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 3:20 pm
by Slimmie
Slicker wrote:I wanna eat some of that shit we used to have back in the day. What the fuck was it called? Oh, yeah...pussy!!
Slicker wrote:I've been fiending for that shit that we used to eat back in the day.
It had some crazy name to. I think it was called vagina or something. It's been so long I don't even remember.
Yeah, we get it. You don't get any pussy. Time for some new material, Slick.
Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 5:26 pm
by Ran
I should start this turkey sandwich lunch myself. I hit Quizno's, Subway, or another sub-shop about once a week. Everyone I work with usually wants to either order out or go to a nearby resturaunt. Luckily, I gave up fast food burger joints a long time ago.
Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 6:09 pm
by Slicker
Slimmie wrote:
Yeah, we get it. You don't get any pussy. Time for some new material, Slick.
I figure I should reiterate it at least once every month or so in case we have any girls lurking here that are looking for nerdy guys that don't get the vagina.
Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 6:27 pm
by vynsane
Slicker wrote:in case we have any girls lurking here
yeah, good luck with that...