what are you eating right now?

The Grin · Post by **The Grin** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 3:41 pm

Well look who took a flying leap out of the closet. Everyone now realizes that both of their parents are now fucked.

Bizarro The Grin · Post by **Bizarro The Grin** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:33 pm

wHEN tHE gRIN AND I ARE IN TOWN, BOTH YOUR PARENTS ARE GETTING SOME MAJOR HOT AND SPICY LOVIN'

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 1:55 am

Cold pizza that I didn't have time eat when I got home, because I was rushing out to Superman. Glad I waited.

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 9:51 am

Zingers. Breakfast of Champions.

Slimmie · Post by **Slimmie** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 11:23 am

The usual......turkey on wheat. Same lunch almost everyday for the last 8 years. How boring is that?

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 12:02 pm

Boring or just really really consistent?

Wade Boggs used to eat chicken before every game and his mistress on road trips. That just made him superstitious.

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 12:15 pm

Slimmie wrote:The usual......turkey on wheat. Same lunch almost everyday for the last 8 years. How boring is that?

Sweet shit, Slim. I'm gonna have to have words with your wife about that. And by "words" I mean "a blowjob from".

Right now I'm eating chocolate ice cream with strawberry topping on it. It's from a work function they had last Saturday. It's probably spoiled by now, but since free food always tastes better it's hard to tell.

The Grin · Post by **The Grin** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 12:34 pm

Hold up there for a second, man. Slimmie is going to get a blow job from both his wife and CaptainSolo1138 at the same time? It's hard to believe, but maybe Dell is right about it getting kind of gay in here.

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 12:45 pm

Huh? I never asked for a hummer from him. If he wants to watch I don't mind. Just no touching, please.

Slimmie · Post by **Slimmie** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 2:10 pm

C'mon, man. You know that tongue ring ain't there just for show. And I eat the turkey sandwiches cuz I like turkey sandwiches. They be good for you too. That is part of how I keep from being a 400 lb slob. Fruit & yogurt for breakfast, turkey sandwich & fruit for lunch, and a ginormous fattening meal for dinner. Followed by beer & snacks. Keeps me at a steady 180 lb slob level.

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 2:13 pm

I've been fiending for that shit that we used to eat back in the day.

It had some crazy name to. I think it was called vagina or something. It's been so long I don't even remember.

Slimmie · Post by **Slimmie** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 3:20 pm

Slicker wrote:I wanna eat some of that shit we used to have back in the day. What the fuck was it called? Oh, yeah...pussy!!

Slicker wrote:I've been fiending for that shit that we used to eat back in the day.

It had some crazy name to. I think it was called vagina or something. It's been so long I don't even remember.

Yeah, we get it. You don't get any pussy. Time for some new material, Slick.

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 5:26 pm

I should start this turkey sandwich lunch myself. I hit Quizno's, Subway, or another sub-shop about once a week. Everyone I work with usually wants to either order out or go to a nearby resturaunt. Luckily, I gave up fast food burger joints a long time ago.

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 6:09 pm

Slimmie wrote: Yeah, we get it. You don't get any pussy. Time for some new material, Slick.

I figure I should reiterate it at least once every month or so in case we have any girls lurking here that are looking for nerdy guys that don't get the vagina.

Post by **vynsane** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 6:27 pm

Slicker wrote:in case we have any girls lurking here

yeah, good luck with that...