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Posted: **Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:51 pm**

who is dick cheney is he some army man or somethin

i dont like being shot, the last time i was shot i had to go to the docter

but the last time i was caught in a bear=trap it hurt real bad so i will say neither lol lol lol

Posted: **Sat Feb 18, 2006 6:54 pm**

Whatever, you suck

Moving on.

Having your penis gummed by an 80 year old women and you just barely staying ahead of the flaccid penis curve or having this same women say that your gonna need to use KY to fuck her since "she hasn't had juices flow down there in decades"?

Posted: **Sat Feb 18, 2006 9:07 pm**

The geriatric gumming may not be that bad, you'd just have to imagine you were banging an 18 year old kegel master olympic gymnast.

Night court or Gimme a Break?

Posted: **Sat Feb 18, 2006 9:13 pm**

Night Court.

Gimme a Break or One Day at a Time?

Posted: **Sat Feb 18, 2006 11:19 pm**

Gimme a break with these lame this or thats...you guys suck ass

Posted: **Sun Feb 19, 2006 12:10 am**

Well at least we offer a fucking chance to keep the game going, MoFo!!!!

One Day at a Time or Diff'rent Strokes?

Posted: **Sun Feb 19, 2006 12:50 am**

Diff'rent Strokes

Letting Randy Johnson nail you in the nads with a 100 mph fastball or letting Al McInnis light up your balls with a 100 mph slapshot?

Posted: **Sun Feb 19, 2006 10:58 am**

I'm goin' with the baseball. That at least has a little bit of give. Hockey pucks just fuckin' hurt.

Having someone hold your eye open and put a teaspoon of wusabi on it or having someone hold your eyes open and making you watch Rosanne and Tom get it on?

Posted: **Sun Feb 19, 2006 3:02 pm**

I'll take the fatty porn. At least that's funny.

Interesting how both housekeepers from Diff'rent Strokes got their own series.... what was the name of Mrs. Garrett's show again? You know, the one where she took over at the girls private school.

Living a life of unassuming middle-classness, or winning the lottery and having to deal with all of your family members and friends glomming at you for any scraps of cash that might make it into your hands?

Posted: **Sun Feb 19, 2006 10:13 pm**

I'll take the cash...I'm not greedy, and it would be more of my wife's family looking for money.

You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have the Facts of Life. Please don't judge me for knowing that.

Sitting through a half hour of the Care Bears or sitting through a half hour of Strawberry Shortcake?

Posted: **Sun Feb 19, 2006 10:27 pm**

Care Bears

Watching Jem or watching She-ra for a marathon?

Posted: **Sun Feb 19, 2006 11:30 pm**

She-Ra. At least He-Man made an occasional appearance.

Fuck a Flornbi relative or recieve a teabag from Snigtad's corpse?

Posted: **Mon Feb 20, 2006 6:56 am**

Fucking is better than being fucked, so I'll nail a Flornbi. Preferably a female.

Getting your tongue pierced, or having to go to the hospital to get a dildo removed from your bumhole because your gf/wife lost the handle when you were in the saddle.

Posted: **Mon Feb 20, 2006 7:27 am**

Pierce my tongue. Less embarassing than sex toy extraction, and if CS1138 can handle it, anyone can.

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by kidhuman
 Gimme a break with these lame this or thats...you guys suck ass

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And then you come with Jem or She-Ra?? What the fuck!?

Kidhuman or K1dhuman?

Posted: **Mon Feb 20, 2006 8:24 am**

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Slimmie
 Pierce my tongue. Less embarassing than sex toy extraction, and if CS1138 can handle it, anyone can.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">So what exactly are you saying? [:D]

Kidhuman. Those Earth-2 counterparts smell like cabbage.

A balls-deep nostril fuckin' (to completion) from Mr. Marcus or a forced "hedgehog"?

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