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Antropov wrote:
anarky wrote:Here's a no-brainer QOTD:
Deoxyribonucleic wrote:...I want FUN,SEX,FOOD,CIGARETTES, COFFEE, MORE SEX, STAR WARS TOYS AND LAUGHTER! :mabs:
And where, pray tell, would someone find the origin of this quote?
http://vynsane.com/forum/viewtopic.php? ... &start=480

Can this be our new/second official slogan?
"As they say in China, 'Arrivederci'!"
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Diabolical wrote:
Antropov wrote:
Deoxyribonucleic wrote:...I want FUN,SEX,FOOD,CIGARETTES, COFFEE, MORE SEX, STAR WARS TOYS AND LAUGHTER! :mabs:
And where, pray tell, would someone find the origin of this quote?
http://vynsane.com/forum/viewtopic.php? ... &start=480

Can this be our new/second official slogan?
done and done. though the :mabs: won't work there, i don't think...
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vynsane wrote: done and done. though the :mabs: won't work there, i don't think...
That's awesome. But there should be an addendum making mention of "minimal hockey talk betwixt jj, RB, R2 and Captropov".
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For those of you who don't read Bümcake's surveys on Myspace, you're truly missing out. I nominate the following for QOTD:
17) Who will you be sleeping with tonight?
my framed daguerrotype of William Tecumseh Sherman. am i lying, or am i telling the truth? I actually do have a huge crush on that guy. i'll never forget this one time i was at the airport in Boston and there was this security guard who looked JUST LIKE him. damn near soiled myself. clean up on aisle Bum Cake.
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I probably shouldn't dredge up my "Great Historical Assholes" thread right now.
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From a Sabres/Bills website I go to. Someone put up a poll to see how many people on the site have been arrested.
FamousAmos wrote:I had sex with a tree. A fine lookin' maple with just a hint of auburn in its bark...Unfortunately the police were tipped off by a passing cyclist who got more than eye full. I spent a week in the holding center because nobody wanted to bail me out. I no longer have sex with trees.
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by Bumcake via Myspace Survey wrote:The only thing that could replace me is a yacht that tells dirty jokes and likes to shoot guns at surfers.
The Borg wouldn't know fun if they assimilated an Amusement Park.
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Shut the thread down. We have found the QUOTE OF ALL ETERNITY!
Hey! I have an idea! How about I nail a hat to your head and some pants to your ass? How about I nail a toilet to your big uncontrollable asshole?
Thread closed.
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Which of you fuckers is this? It was posted on a Dr. Who Forum board in a thread called, what kind of underwear are you wearing:
Bright red boxers sprinkled with tiny replicas of Darth Vader's face. Oh yes.
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what Se7en said about the Wife Beating Channel
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RB wrote:Whatsa matter McFly, chicken?
Man, I gotta good chuckle outta this one.
"Once there were brook trout in the streams in the mountains. You could see them standing in the amber current where the white edges of their fins wimpled softly in the flow. They smelled of moss in your hand. Polished and muscular and torsional. On their backs were vermiculate patterns that were maps of the world in its becoming. Maps and mazes. Of a thing which could not be put back. Not be made right again. In the deep glens where they lived all things were older than man and they hummed of mystery."
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KH wrote: Its a message board, not my wife, no need to argue there
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That wacky CaptainSolo1138 fellow elsewhere on his choice for a show that was prematurely cancelled:
"Blossom". Now I'm forced to write Mayim Bialik fan fic.
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anarky wrote:That wacky CaptainSolo1138 fellow elsewhere on his choice for a show that was prematurely cancelled:
"Blossom". Now I'm forced to write Mayim Bialik fan fic.
I assumed he meant his orgasm was premature while watching Blossom.

Whoa!
"As they say in China, 'Arrivederci'!"
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Thank ya, gents.
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