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God damn. That is GREAT news. I hope the Mrs. is okay - 2 deliveries in one day has GOT to be a workout. More updates when you can, please.

Fuckin A great news. Chux, I work until 10 tomorrow night, so I can drop a dime on him and then to some people here for the "in person" congrats if ya like.

Yeah, cool stuff man, I was gonna come back and add to this thread after ya called, but my old PC had already been active too much yesterday-
Looking forward to seeing some pics once the Twins have sorta "gelled" and if they have inherited your "spunk" I can't see it being too far off, FF (BTW BEST birth announcement EVER on the phone man, I laughed all night about it, and for those who didn't get such a call, he said "I am officially a father-fucker man!!!!")

I was at work when he called.

So I guess this makes Slick our resident Uncle Fucker (or Uncle Fukka or whatever).

He's an unclefucker, did you say?
He fucked his uncle yesterday!

You're a boner biting faggot, uncle fucker.

Great, just great. It will be days before I can get that fucking song out of my head.[frus]

Better than Slimmies mom is a big fat bitch

that is kewl that he got two somethings but what are they, he is still a gay tho, lol

I apparently posted the wrong times yesterday.
It was 2:34pm and 2:49pm (or something cose to that).
Only fifteen minutes appart - not the hour+ I originally posted.

I went up and saw the new parents and youngin's today. Thankfully, all are doing <b>very</b> well.
FF sends his thanks on all the well wishes.
He will be back soon enough.

I have a few pics, but FF wants to do the grand unveiling himself (understandably), so you kids'll have to wait another day or two.

Congrats, Solo! Good news indeed! Oh, wait....

As reported, Mrs. Solo and I finally got to meet our beautiful children Monday afternoon at 1:29pm and 1:44pm (respectively). We went up to the hospital Sunday morning at about 1:30 because she was kinda crampy and sure as shit she was contracting like crazy. They gave her an epidural (sp?) around 5:00pm on Sunday and told us that she'd have them within the next twelve hours, but more than likely by midnite. Both passed and we were like "WTF?".

At 9:30 Monday morning the doctor came in and gave Colette a "how-do-ya-do" and found that she was almost fully dialated. So they put her in the delivery room where she sat for 4 hours waiting and waiting and waiting. Finally she got the "OK" to start pushing and he was out in less than an hour.

It gets kinda scary with her. After he came out, she realized she had TONS of room in there to move and decided to flip over (they both were head down) and give the doctor a foot instead of the head he had expected. Knowing Colette's cervix was closing and knowing her neck was in it, her mom and I were literally PUSHED out of the room because they had to do an emergency C-Section. That scared the living shit out of me.

But, cut to today, Colette is hurting pretty good but healing very well. We finally got to hold him today and give him a "bath" (get all the nastiness off of him with a washcloth). He is breathing entirely on his own, but has jaundice (which they say is the natural second step in terms of progress). She was taken off the respirator this morning and is breathing on her own also. Because of the C-Section and being the "B" baby she's having a tougher time adjusting, but she's only slightly behind her big brother.

Colette will be out of the hospital (for good, I hope) on Friday, but the kids will be in the NICU for a while longer. We hope to have them home by June 12th (their actual due date) and from the what the doctors and nurses tell us we have every reason to believe that!

I want to thank all of you guys for your support the past few months (even you, Dell Rusk). Being able to come and see what you rejects have been talking about and laughing my ass off at it has been a welcome reprieve from all the seriousness that has been my wife and I's lives for the past 8 weeks. So to each and every one of you (insert family memeber)fuckers, [beard] -Adam

Great news Adam, I will call you tomorrow night if you are back home.

Yes, you have some sweet baby making skills there, FF.

awesome to hear that it all turned out alright... as for hannah, a breeched birth like that is pretty serious, but it seems like she's really strong and should be fine. congrats! now you have two excuses to maintain buying toys! of course you're going to have to go down the "pink aisle" for one of them... but maybe you can get her into transformers or something...

btw, if anyone saw scrubs the other night, i totally want to paint that optimus prime vs. megatron mural on the wall whenever i have a baby... that would be awesome.