what are you eating right now?

awwww, man, food is awesome...but pooping it out is alot better

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Sorry for the double post but I'm eating beans. Get ready to smell some stinky kidhuman farts!
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I just ate a huge bowl of French Onion Soup. It was delicious
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by CaptainSolo1138</i>
<br />I'm on my second pot of coffee and just finished my fudge poptarts.
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Fuck, I just saw this and laughed out loud..... not quite sure why, other than it might explain the energy level a little bit. [:D]
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I don't know what it is about the coffee, man. I'm usually sick of it by the end of the first pot, but I just keep dumping the shit in all day.

My name is Adam and I have a problem....

The other downside is having to piss every sixteen seconds (as opposed to my normal twenty seven). In fact, It's 10:30 am and I'm working on my third pot. I think it's the boredom at work. If we had a whiskey machine I'd probably do the same thing but with funnier results.

When we went and saw mabs in September I wanted to nominate the guy for sainthood when he offered me coffee after a nite of drinking. I had resigned myself to waiting for some syrupy McDonalds "coffee" later on, but Killa Carl came through in a clutch!
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Marked down doughnuts from Wal-Mart. Vital breakfast staple two days a week.
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I just ate a half eaten Nestle Crunch bar that someone tossed away. I had to wipe lettuce off of it though
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Wow, the Gods must be shining down on you today homeless man.
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I just got done eating one of them thar scrumtrulescent KFC bowls minus the corn (don't want it showing up 3 months later). Them things are GOD!!!
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Slicker</i>
<br />I just got done eating one of them thar scrumtrulescent KFC bowls minus the corn (don't want it showing up 3 months later). Them things are GOD!!!
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">I was wondering if'n them vittles were any good. I'll have to go with your advice and try them out!
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Post by arnaky »

I was helping this local ranchhand collect horse semen over the weekend, and I thought, "Wonder what that tastes like?" So I managed to steal about a pint of it, and I got home and mixed it with chocolate syrup and stuck it in the freezer. I just pulled it out right now, and it's delish! And some dumb fucks pay good money for Frostys at Wendy's.
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Haw! He's drinking horse-jizz!!! Did you guys catch that???? :D

I just had 3 butter tarts made by my friend's mom. Tasty.
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Post by El Chuxter »

I am eating Slickers mom right now.


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El Chuxter wrote:I am eating Slickers mom right now.


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Join the club. Most guys get a burning sensation after messing with Slicker's mom. The bitch gets around.
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Post by Slicker »

I guess it was only a matter of time before you douches said that.



Puttin' us back on topic. I just fried myself some fries and made a couple of grilled ham and cheese sammiches. I've been wanting it since about 7 this morning.
Sweet berry wine!
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wHAT AM i EATING RIGHT NOW? yOUR FATHER.

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