Celebrity Death Pool!

okay i can hear you now. and i don't want to. why don't you go fuck slicker's mom and get out of my face?

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Woody Allen is like a pickle. I'm sure he sleeps in vinegar. Apparently he's 80. As for the other guys, Coppola is 76. Scorsese is 73. De Palma is 75. Ridley Scott is 69. Spielberg is 69. David Lynch is 69. James Cameron is now 61. Mel Brooks is 89.

Place your bets gentlemen.... :lol:
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I'm gonna put my money on Jerry Lewis
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Jerry is 89 and has a long history of ill health.

Peter Mayhew is 71 today. Just sayin'.
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Plus, he's a giant. So he's WAYYYY past his expiration date.
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And he looked like the walking dead the day I met Chux in real life. If you had told me he'd still be alive a year later - let alone nearly 10 years later - I'd have called you a fool.
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Stan Lee is 92.
Betty White is 93.

The world will mourn when they die, which could be any day.
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I'm probably repeating myself but Christopher Lee is probably a good bet at 93. I re-watched a behind the scenes video from the filming of the Hobbit and he looked frail as fuck. Parts of him are shutting down. His mind was still very active and sharp but there's not a lot you can do when the rest of you starts to go.
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Christopher Lee looked like death 13 years ago in Episode II.
I found Yoda bouncing off the walls to be far more believable that him fighting.
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yeah back then he could still stand but couldn't move about. By the time of the Hobbit he no longer had use of his legs. It's like he's dying from the feet upwards. Next movie he's in he'll probably be in an iron lung.
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Anne Meara, 85. Half of Stiller and Meara, Jerry Stiller's wife/Ben Stiller's mom.
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yOU KNOW WHO'S FAMOUS AND DEAD? mY LOVE AFFAIR WITH BRUCE JENNER'S SWEET ASS. hE'S GONE AND MADE HIMSELF A WOMAN. mEANING HE'S A MOM. bIZARRO tHE gRIN DON'T MAKE LOVE TO NO MOMMIES. hE'S--i MEAN she's ALL YOURS, tHE gRIN!

i'LL JUST CONSOLE MYSELF BY STICKING MY BIG, BLACK DICK IN tOM fOOLERY.


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Hold on a minute. He still is the one that donated sperm in someone's birth and that newly minted 67 year old vag on the former Mr. Jenner has never given birth. So after you hit Tom Foolery, I suggest you go find Caitlyn, lube up, and break-in that catcher's mitt.

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I have no problem with Ms. Jenner swapping genders. Good for her.

But the name Caitlyn sounds like someone who needs a babysitter after she got home from a Brownies meeting. Did that name and spelling exist more than 16 years ago? Everyone named Caitlyn was born after Y2K.
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Still looks fugly. Fair play, be who you want to be, look how you want to look if it makes you happy and doesn't hurt anyone else. Just don't be boring about it. Ms Thang unfortunately crossed that line.
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Christopher Lee died of heart failure on Sunday after being admitted to hospital with respiratory problems. He was 93. A towering talent with a mind sharper than a razor who was sadly under-utilised despite the number of films he made which number well over 250.

Also, Ron Moody who played Fagin in the musical OLIVER! has died aged 91. Apparently he was still singing up until his death. His obituary states his biggest regret was turning down the role of Dr. Who. In later years he struggled by in soap opera and daytime tv drama roles.
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