the vynsane asylum

Well, not really much from the movies anymore. But if you like comics about half-naked Sith Lords in the future, you're in luck!

A lot of guys like me, who were once rabid completionists, are now buying less than 1/4 of the SW output. In your own opinion, where exactly did you go wrong?

About when we started to make 75% of the line repacks and repaints. Well, that's where YOU went wrong. All them clones bought me a gold-plated jacuzzi, you faggot.

Now that you're making Yarna, the AT-TE, and Willrow, you know fans are just going to be beating you harder than ever for the shit they want. Thoughts?

We gave you Yarna and the AT-TE. There is nothing else that you want. How's that for a Jedi mind trick, ass clown?

Why did you give the Mighty Muggs Lando a blatantly racist Sambo grin?

Your mother is a man.


how the fuck did you miss all those errors on TFU Vader?

How the fuck did YOU miss them when you bought him? Retard.

Your Hasbro Play Rewards Program, while good in theory, is confusing as fuck and needs a great deal of explanation. Care to do it?

No, we will not be "doing it," as employees of Hasbro are ineligible.

It looks like we're finally going to get Yarna, a Wokling, and a Vader with a two-stage removeable helmet this fall. Care to share with us how you're planning to fuck this one up?

Sure! The Yarna will actually be part of the Build-a-Droid feature, with each of her tits packed in with different rainbow clone troopers. The Wokling is sitting in a pile of his own shit in his basket, and it has real-feel and real-smell action (since it really is baby shit). Vader has Hayden's head under there, and his hand is not removable at the right part, which is a big enough fuckup as it is. Collect them all!

Am I going to see those Wal-Mart Comic Packs anytime soon again? I never got the Obi-Wan/Bail one.

Too bad. You should have spent your money on our stuff faster.

I heard you guys are not only making deluxe figures for Indiana Jones, but playsets too. Are you guys prepared for the backlash from Star Wars fans this will cause?

The playsets will not sell and therefore prove our point for us.


Seriously, where do you do your research? Its Sgt Doallyn

We have better shit to do than figure out the names of characters from the films, such as creating new names for our new clone troopers and giving them ball-jointed wrists. Note to self: kidhuman is a fag.

Releasing several variations of a figure on a single card is occasionally a good idea, but those fucking Legends figures are STILL coming with new versions and it's hard to tell them apart. Will you promise to never do this sort of shit again?

Do you promise to buy whatever we put out until the end of time without question? Then, and only then, do we promise.




I kinda dig those little SuperHeroSquad figures, but I don't like having to buy a figure I already have in order to get a new figure. I don't really have a question, because I know you won't do anything different. I just wanted to tell you it was yet another way in which you suck.

If you'd been buying the Galactic Heroes or Robot Heroes, you'd know that's our standard operating procedure. But it's totally worth it to buy 43 Spider-Men to get all the X-Men.

The new GIJoe comic packs are pretty sweet. Seriously. New comics and some cool figures we otherwise wouldn't see, like an unmasked Siegie and Firefly as the Faceless Master. How long until you decide it's more important to make sure every comic pack has a new Snake Eyes and Duke, and will you get to figures like Billy, Kwinn, Cool Breeze, and Zanya first?

We don't think you really want those, no matter how many times you may ask. But we do think you'll love our assortment of Snake-Eyes, Duke, and Cobra Commanders. Stay tuned...

Do you intend on remaking every figure from the original "Real American Hero" line?

Yes, but many of them will be mail-away figures like Doc. You'll have to send in coupons, but we're not including the coupons with army builders like Cobra soldiers. We're packing them in with the main characters, so you'll have to buy ten Cobra Commanders in order to get a Sgt. Slaughter or The Fridge. What, you thought we were gonna go easy on you?

First off, I'd like to say nice job on making that awesome Stitch as Yoda figure. Oh, wait. That wasn't you guys. You guys aren't clever enough to think of something like that. Never mind.

Here's my question: Why in the blue fuck is Disney producing more Padme outfits than your lazy asses?

We let them do it. Why? Try finding that set at Wal-Mart.
Bitch.

At another site we've been compiling a list of Darth Vaders you haven't made yet. Think you'll ever make any of them?