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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 7:21 pm
by Diabolical
Eyeball. Imagine pissing with cut on your cock! Yeowch!
Plus, chicks dig eyepatches. Nick Fury gets tons of pussy.
Getting caught tuggin' it by your mom or catching your mom rubbin' it?
Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 11:18 pm
by Troopersmo
Ive actually busted my mom. Im still haunted. So Ill go with B. Heck, Im a chip off the ol block so Im sure she wouldnt be too shocked.
slipping on the pavement while running from the bulls, or walking around with the feeling of falling from a tremendous height?
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 10:19 am
by anarky
I'd go with the feeling of vertigo. Uno, dos, uno, dos, tres, catorce. Hello, hello, what up? Sorry, bad joke there.
I've seen footage of people who slip while running with the bulls, and that scares the living shit out of me.
Walking in on Rosie O'Donnell and Roseanne Whatever-Last-Name-She-Has-This-Week getting it on or walking in on Edward James Olmos and Ron Jeremy getting it on?
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 10:24 am
by Antropov
Rosie and Roseanne. It's made mildly better than the other option only by the presence of vagina (hidden somewhere in there).
Having you Prince Albert ripped out by Lanny or Lanny shoving his PA up your ass (sans lube. He'll take a running start instead)? In both scenarios Lanny is wearing a mesh truckers cap from the local scrapyard.
Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 4:36 pm
by Slicker
Well, seeing as I don't have a Prince Albert I'll go with that one.
Using glass shards as soap then rinsing with rubbing alcohol or watching reruns of Will and Grace with Snigtad?
Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 4:55 pm
by anarky
Oh, man. Something tells me watching re-runs of Will & Grace with Snigtad would be kinda funny. I'll definitely go with that.
Rooming with Snigtad for a week or finding out that pyrofreak is your real father?
Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 3:09 pm
by k1dhuman
I'd go with pyro, wouldn't have to actually talk to the nut-biter.
El Chuxter or Anarky?
Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 3:56 pm
by Antropov
They're both asssholes. I'd love to see Snigtad riding atop Grimlock as he ate both their entrails. Overall, though, I'll go with Anarky. Not that goddam n00b El Chuxter.
Your asshole and small intestine sucked into the pool filter while your getting a rimjob from it or or having a ball sucked out of the bean bag by a ShopVac?
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 2:32 pm
by El Chuxter
I would go with the ball, still have one left.
Bacon or Ham with your eggs?
Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 7:40 am
by Slimmie
I think you may have to be more specific. Are we talking canadian bacon? Isn't that ham as well? Damn canadians and their geographically exclusive meat products.
Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 9:48 pm
by emperordaddypants
DOOMED!!! OR DOOMED!!!???
Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 12:50 pm
by anarky
Uh, DOOMED. That was a tough one.
emperordaddypants in a blender, or emperordaddypants somehow getting the scent of a female elephant's twat smeared all over his asshole and then thrown into a pen full of African elephants that haven't busted a nut in years?
Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 4:22 pm
by Slicker
Elephantile <s>rape</s> <b><font face="Book Antiqua"><font size="4"><font color="orange">abuse</font id="orange"></font id="size4"></font id="Book Antiqua"></b> all the way.
Homeless Man or Slimmie?
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 2:34 am
by kidhuman
Homeless man, at least he has something ot live for.
Darth Tater or Spudtrooper? (like it dont ya)
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 5:22 pm
by Slimmie
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by kidhuman</i>
<br />Homeless man, at least he has something ot live for.
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Hey, who are you ot say what I have ot live for?