Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 12:04 pm
How did that cow get here? I smell a new challenge.The Cow wrote:LOADING KERNEL "FILESYSTEM/GRIMLOCK/SBIN/POST.CONF"
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MOOOOOOOOO!!
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 11:46 pm
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This will be the last message sent my MTS. Grimlocks power supply is run down after sending distress call to the MT Reserve Squad. Jef Probst makes silly games for us here. Take no more we can. Must be saved from Action Onlines devious plans. Word has gotten to us that Phillip Wise is trying to take over. MTRS is our only hope now. Deafeat Dell Rus.............
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 3:34 pm
Ok, I give up. Who are the Reserves?
Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 4:03 pm
i don't know, but i really hope whoever they are gets here soon... isn't it a little sad and strange and/or completely unbelievable that i don't know who the reserve moderators are on my OWN site?
Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 5:56 pm
Since they're bringing in scab moderators I'll have to bet it's Slicker's mom, Amy, and Calamity Jane that are gonna be in charge. i wish dell russk culd b in charge of me b cuz i am a gay froot + i liek it in teh but
Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 11:42 pm
Maybe it will be Ricky Martin, Dell likes fags anyways.
Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 10:33 am
FUCK YOU COCKSHUCKER. I DONT WORK FOR NO PRICK. JUST ASK CHARLIE UTTER. FUCKIN CUNT OF A COCKSHUCKER HE IS.Slicker wrote:Since they're bringing in scab moderators I'll have to bet it's Slicker's mom, Amy, and Calamity Jane that are gonna be in charge. i wish dell russk culd b in charge of me b cuz i am a gay froot + i liek it in teh but
Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 12:40 pm
I'm more powerful than any of you. I should be a moderator.
If you're not with me, you're my enemy. Don't make me kill you.
If you're not with me, you're my enemy. Don't make me kill you.
Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 12:54 pm
ressssisssstanccccce isssss futile.... any dissssscussssssion of moderatorsssss other than our pawn dell ssssshall not be tolerated....
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 4:10 pm
GOD DAM IT SMELLS GAY IN HEAR!!
Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 12:11 pm
What? How can you do this? This is outrageous, it's unfair. I'm more powerful than any of you. How can the terror squad not make me a member?
I will bring peace, justice, freedom, and security to my new Empire.
I will bring peace, justice, freedom, and security to my new Empire.
Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 8:36 am
UPDATE from the NEGATIVE ZONE!!!!
Sorry for not being able to contact the board recently, I have been busy building a heavy-duty electric razor for Blastarr of Baluur in exchange for his help. Using materials only available in the Negative Zone, I have constructed a transmitter capable of spanning entire Universes in order to boost the signal sent out to the Moderator Terror Squad Reserve. I am hoping that we might still succeed, but with the influx of competing mega-powers now on these boards, even this effort may be too little, too late. To make matters worse, I was contacted ethereally by Doctor Stephen Strange on a matter concerning young Peter Parker. Apparently, the strain of all the multidimensional crossovers he's had to endure has taken a grim toll on the lad, rendering him catatonic, leaving a half-dozen of Marvels most popular titles in Limbo, as only "mature readers" comics can get away with issue after issue of the main character sitting in one place and drooling, with no intelligble dialogue or storyline. We should find out the results of my latest efforts shortly, I would hope, and I would ask that all of you here be ready, if called upon, to play your part in what must surely be the most incredible story ever printed.
Sorry for not being able to contact the board recently, I have been busy building a heavy-duty electric razor for Blastarr of Baluur in exchange for his help. Using materials only available in the Negative Zone, I have constructed a transmitter capable of spanning entire Universes in order to boost the signal sent out to the Moderator Terror Squad Reserve. I am hoping that we might still succeed, but with the influx of competing mega-powers now on these boards, even this effort may be too little, too late. To make matters worse, I was contacted ethereally by Doctor Stephen Strange on a matter concerning young Peter Parker. Apparently, the strain of all the multidimensional crossovers he's had to endure has taken a grim toll on the lad, rendering him catatonic, leaving a half-dozen of Marvels most popular titles in Limbo, as only "mature readers" comics can get away with issue after issue of the main character sitting in one place and drooling, with no intelligble dialogue or storyline. We should find out the results of my latest efforts shortly, I would hope, and I would ask that all of you here be ready, if called upon, to play your part in what must surely be the most incredible story ever printed.
Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 12:54 pm
Did everyone catch last night's episode? Wow! What a shocker! It was the classic "eating nasty stuff" contest, and we sort of mixed things up. Yoda didn't realize for thirty minutes that he'd been eating hulkslittlegreenman, by which time he was covered in what he thought was mayonnaise! And don't get me started on Cobra Commander taking off all his clothes and singing "Baby One More Time" just for a spoonful of fudge.
If you're not watching, you're missing the greatest reality TV event ever.
If you're not watching, you're missing the greatest reality TV event ever.
Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 1:19 pm
Depending on how well Yoda chews, I believe a moment of silence is in order for hulkslittlegreenman. Sure, most of us refused to look at him directly in the eye, but he will be missed. I will have a three way with Solo's and UKWildcat's mothers in his honor.
Also, I'd like to announce that The Grin Band™ adult toys will make a life size replica of hulkslittlegreenman available exclusively at vynsane.com's webstore. Pre-order yours today.
Jeff Probst, you are one sick bastard. Your mother truly deserved that golden shower I gave her.
Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 1:32 pm
Yes, she still brags about that to this day. It seems that I'm not quite as good at it as you are, The Grin.
I'm surprised that you of all people misinterpreted exactly how it was that Yoda ate hulkslittlegreenman. He didn't chew at all. Well, early in the competition, he used teeth once, and Green Hulk bellowed a roar that was so loud it drove three species of local bird to extinction. Most of the time, it was more like this, though:
I'm surprised that you of all people misinterpreted exactly how it was that Yoda ate hulkslittlegreenman. He didn't chew at all. Well, early in the competition, he used teeth once, and Green Hulk bellowed a roar that was so loud it drove three species of local bird to extinction. Most of the time, it was more like this, though:
Green Hulk wrote:GO LITTLE MAN!!!! WHO YOUR DADDY!! HULK YOUR DADDY! HULK LIKE SILLY LITTLE MAN!!! SUCKS GOOD!!!! HULK GOING SPEW AGAIN!!!! RAAAR!!
Yoda wrote:More mayonnaise there is, hmmm? Understand how supposed to eat this local insect when enough mayonnaise it squirts to fill a kiddie pool it keeps doing, I do not.