the vynsane asylum

SWEET CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE GET THE FUCK OUT! Do you understand this is a CRIME SCENE and not a fucking carnival?!? Oh, well, I guess it doesn't matter now. Whatever evidence might have been saved has been trampled under the feet of incompetence. I only pray Batman can discover some unseen clue.

vynsane wrote:well, zero, looking through the "new posts" page, it looks as though he was online by himself between 11 and 12 pacific time until deckardsmith showed up and popped him and then you came along and found your voice again. wasn't until 10 this morning eastern time that i found those posts.

That's no good. The first thing I did was check the IP address with my mod powers. Whoever this DeckardSmith character is, he's very good at what he does. His initial IP address was yours, vyn. Then it scrolled before my very eyes and became anarky's. Then jjreason's. Then diabolical's. It finally settled on Eternal Padawan's. And he managed to change mine as well. It's like he whitewashed the entire site to cover his tracks.

Bullshit, Trebek. Everyone knows that you don't know anything that isn't written on those index cards.

If anyone needs me, I'll be with The Grip comforting Eternal Padawan's mother. And by "comforting", I mean knockin' the bottom out of that thang.

The Cow wrote:MOOOOOOOOO!!

How true.

Zero wrote:SWEET CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE GET THE FUCK OUT!

But I haven't pissed on the carcass yet! I don't think you understand how estatic I am at this news!! What mystery are you trying to solve exactly? Why he never got laid? I'll tell you why. It's because he was a fucking fatty nerd with pimples and dollies all over his virgin bedroom. You already know who shot him. DeckardSmith, dumbass. You want evidence?

DeckardSmith wrote: BANG.

That seems pretty cut and dried to me, Colombo. Or are you one of those conspiracy theory assholes who think the U.S. government blew op the WTC? You pansies will believe whatever the Liberal Media tells you. Fucking moron. I hope you get shot next, you douche android pecker.

Zero wrote: ETERNAL PADAWAN HAS JUST BEEN SHOT!
ETERNAL PADAWAN HAS JUST BEEN SHOT!

I REPEAT.......

ETERNAL PADAWAN.........








...IS DECEASED.







Oh no!

Shuzbut!

Negative Boy wrote:

Zero wrote:SWEET CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE GET THE FUCK OUT!

But I haven't pissed on the carcass yet! I don't think you understand how estatic I am at this news!! What mystery are you trying to solve exactly? Why he never got laid? I'll tell you why. It's because he was a fucking fatty nerd with pimples and dollies all over his virgin bedroom. You already know who shot him. DeckardSmith, dumbass. You want evidence?

DeckardSmith wrote: BANG.

That seems pretty cut and dried to me, Colombo. Or are you one of those conspiracy theory assholes who think the U.S. government blew op the WTC? You pansies will believe whatever the Liberal Media tells you. Fucking moron. I hope you get shot next, you douche android pecker.

You're officially on my shitlist, NB.

And for your edification, I believe DeckardSmith is a real person about as much I believe you've got a functioning rectum. He's a cover. A ruse. A misdirection. He's the curtain hiding the Wizard. I'm not fooled for a second. We'll get to the bottom of this, of that you can be certain.

Wait, wasn't GNT killed by Doomsday a few months ago?

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, WHO'S GOING TO GO TO DAVY JONES'S LOCKER TO GET EP BACK???!!!!

Davy Jones's Locker? I've been there before, mate. Nothin' but bloody desert there. Only a fool would go there on a rescue mission. Saavy?

Once again: a fucking ZOO!!