oh shit, that's GREAT!! The mental picture is killin' me smalls!jjreason wrote:That's warm, Dex, thanks! I wish I had some potty training stories to share, but it's been years....
Miranda used to get little rewards for going on the pottie, Smarties to be exact - but she pronounced it "Farties". The babysitter called us on the cell phone one time asking us where to get the Farties for her as she'd gone poo and was demanding her treat!!!
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The Borg wouldn't know fun if they assimilated an Amusement Park.
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My niece apparently taught Anarky Jr that her posterior is her "butt-butt." Now, whenever she farts, she yells, "Butt-butt!" And, as you may know, babies are even more flatulent than drunken guys at chili eating contests.
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Babies' farts are hilarious, especially when they blow the doors off and get that look of surprise on their face like "Holy fuck, was that MY ass????" 
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Dog farts can be funny too. My wife and I were talking this morning and my dog walked in. As he was sitting down, he let a squeaky fart out and acted like he didn't do it.
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Uh, news flash: you already do have a baby, Deoxy. You have me. I'm your adult baby. Goo goo, ga ga. Go get me a beer. Oh, and It's time for you to change my diaper. And don't go use those high-tech disposable diapers. I want those old timey diapers made of fabric. The re-usable kind that you have to wash by hand while I'm still wearing them.Deoxyribonucleic wrote:Thank goodness for you mens with babies, I can live vicariously through you on the ins and outs of potty training, just in case I decide to have one in the future
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I'd still hit it, just because of the whole being so giving with the anal business. 
Oh, that's not really you, Bumcake? I take it back.
Oh, that's not really you, Bumcake? I take it back.
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so julia's peed in the potty twice now while the water runs for her bath. i highly suggest this method, as she's really getting the idea that it's a good thing to do. she was squealing and clapping today after i pointed it out. obviously she's not telling us yet when she needs to go, but this can only lead to that.
she also said "bath" today, as i was telling her that she was going to take a bath.
she also said "bath" today, as i was telling her that she was going to take a bath.
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For the past few days, when I take my morning shower, I've had the urge to take a shit. And it always happens when I'm in the shower. It sucks, because whenever it happens I have to get out of the shower, dry off enough so I don't leave water all over the toilet, drop the deuce, wipe a lot, and go back into the shower.
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well at least it's not after the shower, after you've cleaned your butthole and then you go and dirty it up again. You come out with a nice clean butthole and that's a great thing
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Take it from me, drop the deuce in the shower.Double_G wrote:For the past few days, when I take my morning shower, I've had the urge to take a shit. And it always happens when I'm in the shower. It sucks, because whenever it happens I have to get out of the shower, dry off enough so I don't leave water all over the toilet, drop the deuce, wipe a lot, and go back into the shower.
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I have had the urge multiple times to shit right after a shower, but before I've put on my clothes. Naked shits are the weirdest kinds.
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QFT... it seems unnatural to have no underpants around one's ankles while on the can. which, of course, is totally weird in light of the naturalness of pooping and the relative unnaturalness of underpants.Senor JabbaJohnL wrote:Naked shits are the weirdest kinds.
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I just had an AWESOME doon-related experience
Since our toilet is still not flushing-capable, we have been using bailing water to clear it out. Today Elf poured a little bleach in there to freshen it up.
I went and made my deposit and noticed a strange sound- when I investigated, I saw not a bowl full of doon, but a bowlful of pure white foam with hardly any doon visible, and it was making a robust fizzing sound not unlike when you mix baking soda with vinegar.
I wonder what caused this to happen??
Since our toilet is still not flushing-capable, we have been using bailing water to clear it out. Today Elf poured a little bleach in there to freshen it up.
I went and made my deposit and noticed a strange sound- when I investigated, I saw not a bowl full of doon, but a bowlful of pure white foam with hardly any doon visible, and it was making a robust fizzing sound not unlike when you mix baking soda with vinegar.
I wonder what caused this to happen??
Vince, NO!!!!!
I just ripped off most of your pubes!!
I just ripped off most of your pubes!!