Quote of the day

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 2:25 pm

From an interview I just read with comic writer Warren Ellis:

It's a bit like having sex with Minnie Mouse behind Walt Disney's back.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 2:54 pm

Rogue II found this chestnut on amazon.com:

"Remember the last time you had a delightful evening of bad draft beer followed by a three-burrito nightcap? The next morning (into the afternoon) the smell of your inevitable gas was nothing shy of punishing!"

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 5:56 pm

From the Top Gun thread:

JON9000 wrote:
Originally Posted by Tycho
I loved this movie as a kid and saw it in the theater like 6 times. I grew up by a US Marine Corps fighter squadron base and as a kid, befriended and hero worshiped a pilot that lived across the street from me.
this is the most "false-gay" beginning to a thread I have ever read!!!;)

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 8:53 pm

Thats freakin awesome.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 11:34 am

Here's a good one. This is literally all the info I was given.

Snigtad's Mom wrote:Who's that band that only had one song, and they had a weird name?

So many possibilities ran through my head, it's not even funny. Turns out she was looking for ? and the Mysterians, but she didn't know the song, when it was from, anything. It's seriously like fucking asking, "What's that number, you know, the one divisible by two?" Or "What's that superhero who appears in that comic book?"

Dell Rusk · Post by **Dell Rusk** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 4:57 pm

anarky but not hear, in real lief wrote:dued i am so gay iam going to go fuck alittel boy now

HA HA HA GOOD ONE SON OF A BICH!

ALL HELL ACTIN ON LINE!!

Post by **vynsane** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 8:42 pm

grinny awesomeness...

The Grin wrote:

Where were we? Ahhh, yes. Page 96.

Bizarro The Grin wrote:i BLEW A SPEAKER IN MY CAR. hE WAS SOME SORT OF MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER, i BELIEVE.

that shit is just funny. pure comedic gold.

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 9:06 pm

Kit Fisto blowing Tony Robbins? Awesome. Every home should have one.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 11:28 am

Todays quote goes ot Anarky for his colorful description of Calamity Janes snatch:

anarky wrote:I saw it once. It reminded me of beef jerky soaked in rancid cheese.

Diabolical · Post by **Diabolical** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 1:00 am

A pretty ho-hum official release about Universal and 20th Century Fox dropping out of the Halo movie...until the end.

Microsoft Comments on the Halo Movie
Source: Bungie
October 21, 2006

"Halo" franchise creator Bungie posted an official statement from Microsoft about the news that Universal Pictures and 20th Century Fox have backed out of co-financing the big screen adaptation:

"We are disappointed that Universal and Fox wanted to significantly renegotiate the financial points of the deal. But the Halo franchise is hugely popular and our goal remains the same - to find a partner that shares our passion and will creatively collaborate with us to best represent the story and spirit of the Halo franchise. Peter Jackson, Fran Walsh and the rest of the creative team are dedicated to ensuring the Halo movie becomes a reality. We are already in discussions with potential partners who recognize the value of the Halo brand and its appeal to consumers worldwide."

Bungie adds that at the company there "is a feeling of optimism, satisfaction and happiness for reasons we can't go into. Frankly we're interested in making the best movie, and it's possible that a partner who's more concerned with numbers, might not be the best partner for what's more vitally a creative process. Suffice it to say that Peter, Neill, Fran and Microsoft are as excited and dedicated as ever and WETA continues the pre-production process. Actually, when you do finally get to see the stuff WETA has already made, you will probably pee a little."

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Thu Oct 26, 2006 12:45 pm

Eternal Padawan wrote:My comic shop has two "Quarter Bins" one with a variety of stuff for a quarter, then there's the Liefeld Quarter bins which are actually only a nickel. No one ever goes in there. Cause they suck.

Congrate on your "Quote of the Day," EP.

And burrrrrrn to you, Liefeld.

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 4:57 pm

I was reading an article titled "Bob Barker retiring after 50 years on TV" and found this quote about possibly doing another movie.

Bob Barker wrote:I refuse to do nude scenes. These Hollywood producers want to capitalize on my obvious sexuality, but I don't want to be just another beautiful body.

I want to be Bob Barker when I'm 83.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 6:02 pm

Here's one that I'm sure sums up all our thoughts:

jjreason wrote:Dell, you make the special ed kid who waits for the schoolbus down the street, drooling, with his hockey helmet and diaper on - look like Stephen Hawking.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:03 pm

Tycho, Rogue II, and Kidhuman wrote:From a conversation with Rob Zombie from Hanes, I thought I understood that a couch cannot be fucked in Africa - or at least not without the dog in the leg (how come Crack whores don't just add dogs to their real chairs until it is time for them to use them?)

That's some good shiznit.

The Goat · Post by **The Goat** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:05 pm

Ahh yes. Teamwork.