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[kidhuman]

That is just wrong, you better hope you dont have explosive diarrhea while AC Slatering it.

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

I bet he threw it in his own face first, though.

I was expecting something along those lines during Rogue II's post. Fucker.

[kidhuman]

*image deleted because i want to stop throwing up.* -vyn

[Ran]

Does that have anything to do with Mario and Luigi eating the Princess?

[kidhuman]

*image deleted because i want to stop throwing up.* -vyn

You could have left it for 24 hours for everyone to see.

[Ran]

It was worthy of its own thread in the spagett... umm, corn section.

[The Growl]

I just had a good one. There was a bone in it, so I got to eat it a second time. It was so good, I put off humping your mom's leg for ten minutes to savor the taste.

[Double Gs Daddy]

SHEE-OOT! I JUST DROPPED A DEUCE ABOUT THE SIZE OF AN 18-WHEELER. I'M GONNA HAVE TO GET DOUBLE G'S MAMA TO CLEAN UP THIS SHITTER. DAMN, THAT SMELLS RIPE ENOUGH TO CHOKE A TORTOISE. WHOOO!!

[Ran]

We've had some strange events in our bathroom at work so far this week.

Monday: As I step up to the urinal, I notice there is a guy in the stall, but his feet are facing the wall...leading me to believe he is taking a leak or doing the AC Slater thing. As I start to pee, he starts talking. Turns out he's on his cell phone. He's talking to someone as he flushes, and he exits the bathroom without washing his hands.

Today: I walk in yet again to take a leak. I smell something familiar, but can't quite place it. So I'm heading back to my desk still trying to place that smell. Then it dawns on me. We went to a park that had horses recently and the smell reminded me of the horse shit in the hay. Weird, eh? How does a dude get his poop to smell like that of a horse?

[anarky]

He eats hay.

[Antropov]

Down by the bay.

I'm fairly regular, but by "regular" I mean "once every 2-3 days". Lately, though, I've been shitting every evening. Its kind of nice and I get a lot more reading done.

[anarky]

Remind me to never borrow any books from you.

And don't let me catch you trying to return them to Brentano's, either.

[Double_Gs Mom]

Hell no, I ain't cleanin' it! You gonna have to start taking your dumps in the neighbors' backyard, fool.

Double_G! Get yo' punk ass in here and clean this toilet. I want it clean enough to eat grits off of. I'm gonna have to sit there and change my tampons this afternoon, and it better be clean by then if you know what's good for you.

[anarky]

Baby shits will never cease to amaze me.

Until very recently, she's been the sort of baby to go three or four days between shits, then let out one or two massive ones in a day. In the past few days, though, she's not only going every day, but multiple times a day.

She hasn't been eating very much in the last three or four days. And, yet, so far today, she's had four pretty fucking massive craps. We're talking about the same volume as her head, altogether. Without the normal amount of food to produce it.

She stayed with Mrs Anarky's mom a few days last week, and I know she was given some strange stuff because my mother-in-law is insane. (I figured cookies and such, but was pretty fucking floored to learn after the fact about soda and coffee! WTF?) But, still, that shouldn't still be producing these monstrous shits.

Seriously, I'm talking a good-size kitchen trash can full in four days.

[Antropov]

I shit in a cup and some chick ate it and proceeded to vomit it back into my mouth.

Baby shit is weird, man. Some days the guys will have these massive fuckers, probably akin to the ones you're describing, that barely have any smell to them whatsoever. Then they'll drop a pebble that smells like SnigtadCon '08.