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[anarky]

I've seen similar things. Pretty fucking disgusting. And then you look at the other end, and they're all happy and smiley, and you think, "Yeah, you're not the one who has to wipe this off his shoes."

And then you say, "Dammit, why did you eat the head off my Padme?" and you smack her upside her head.

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

OH MY GAWD HOW COULD U DO THAT 2 A BABEY!?!?!?!

[kidhuman]

I took a shit in Target yesterday that was a 4 wiper. Damn good one. Made lots of noise exploding into the porcelain.

[Diabolical]

Nasty. I never shit in public places, unless I'm too far from home (like on vacation).

[Eternal Padawan]

Sometimes it feels great to shit in a public place like Target. Spray rancid all over the bowl and think "some minimum wager is gonna have to clean my ass sick off his porcelain"



Good times!

[Diabolical]

Sometimes it feels great to shit in a public place like Target. Spray rancid all over the bowl and think "some minimum wager is gonna have to clean my ass sick off his porcelain"



Good times!

Its that kind of shit (no pun intended) that makes me poop at home.

[Antropov]

Unless it's a dire emergency (meaning I've already dribbled a bit out the back door) I absolutely will not shit in public. I'm real picky about toilets.

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

Sometimes it feels great to shit in a public place like Target. Spray rancid all over the bowl and think "some minimum wager is gonna have to clean my ass sick off his porcelain"



Good times!

Fuck you! When I applied at Target, I kind of got suckered into being the cart attendant most of the time (the rest was cashier, but that was rare). Not until orientation did I learn that I'd have to do "restroom checkups," which means wiping the pubes off the fuckin' toilet seats and shit like that. Luckily I never had to clean up shit, though there was a diaper in one of the carts once.

And I got fuckin' pinkeye and a goddamn ear infection from that job. Fuckin' A. Thankfully I quit a few weeks ago . . . never again.

[anarky]

Well, it had to happen.

Last night, I went to take Anarky Jr out of the tub. She was happy and playful, as normal. I picked her up, and PLOP PLOP! Two massive turds as big as her head came out her butt and landed in the water. And both of them had massive chunks of corn.

[Zero]

Welcome to papahood. That warm water loosens up the ol' GI tract.

[jjreason]

I had a shit yesterday that honestly felt like a balloon coming out - nice and easy at first (the string), followed by a large portion that really distended my bumhole at the end. When I looked in the toilet afterward, I fully expected the shit balloon to be floating half out of the water, tethered to the bottom by some sticky toilet paper. Much to my chagrine, it wasn't a poo-balloon at all - it was more of a cow patty. Disappointing.

[Zero]

So you were let down by feces?

[kidhuman]

I let one rip today that would have suffocated a room full of kittens

[Zero]

Dropped three kids in the toilet today. First two sank like good little shits should. The third sank about an inch under the water line and just hovered there. It was eerie. Not bobbing, or floating, or sinking extremely slow. Just hovering just under the surface.

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

I've had a few lately that have been absolutely disgusting-looking - not that any shit is nice to look at, but these ones have been nearly black, lumpy, and really long. And for a few days in a row, too. Fucking nasty as hell.