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Posted: **Tue Jul 11, 2006 5:53 pm**

A Myspace quote from CS today:

35. If you could be any animal what would you be?
A giraffe. They have really good views down chicks shirts

Not sure why, but it made me laugh unusually hard.

Posted: **Wed Jul 12, 2006 6:24 am**

HAW!

Thanks, RB!

Posted: **Wed Jul 12, 2006 7:43 pm**

todays vote goes to the Grin....

You are starting to sound like my old friend, The Grip. We often tag-teamed your mother. Didn't she ever tell you about "The Grip and Grin"?
the grin

Posted: **Fri Jul 14, 2006 11:22 am**

Congratulations, hulkslittlegreenman!

hulkslittlegreenman wrote:
BUT SOMETIMES WHEN HULK IS PLAYING, I WIGGLE MY WAY OUT THE PEE HOLE IN HIS PAJAMAS AND TAKE A LOOK AROUND.

That made me laugh.

Posted: **Wed Jul 19, 2006 12:53 pm**

From The Other Site:

Qui-Long Gone wrote:FUNNY: Watching people speed past you on the interstate then passing them 10 minutes latter as they're pulled over by a cop.

NOT FUNNY: America's Funniest Videos...."hey honey! film Timmy smacking me in the balls with his wiffle ball bat....he, he, he, he, he....there's a cool 10k!"

That made me laugh, too.

Posted: **Wed Jul 19, 2006 1:39 pm**

I thought your quote about Thrawn killing a walrus at age 6 was funnier.

Posted: **Thu Jul 20, 2006 9:55 am**

Classic non-sequitir from our resident poet, KH, in a thread about soft drinks at the other site

I got what your saying now, your are being literal, not call a soda, cola by nature some some people.

Not sure exactly what was intended, but I'm thinkin that it'll kill the thread

Posted: **Thu Jul 20, 2006 6:34 pm**

In certain areas of the US people call soda, cola, coke, pop, or whatever. To me cola is soda, everything else is different. He was being literal when he said cola by not meaning soda. Fuck you, its ham, not canadian bacon.

Posted: **Thu Jul 20, 2006 8:51 pm**

So "soda" is cola? I'm still all fucked up. To me, "soda" is any carbonated, non-alcoholic beverage, "cola" being a type of soda.

And anyone who even thinks about saying "soda" instead of "pop" should take off their fucking poodle skirts.

Posted: **Thu Jul 20, 2006 8:53 pm**

You're all fucking retarded.
It's POP.

Posted: **Thu Jul 20, 2006 8:55 pm**

Diabolical wrote:You're all fucking retarded.
It's POP.

Reverend

Posted: **Thu Jul 20, 2006 9:05 pm**

Fuck you all, its soda. Only schmucks who took a hockey puck to the head call it pop.

Posted: **Thu Jul 20, 2006 10:25 pm**

kidhuman wrote:Fuck you all, its soda. Only schmucks who took a hockey puck to the head call it pop.

Ok, so I've taken a few pucks to the melon...But, since I moved away from my family in Western NY, I rarely it pop. I sure as hell never call it cola. Now, I just usually just use the brand name of either Coke or Pepsi.

Posted: **Fri Jul 21, 2006 4:27 pm**

Rogue II wrote:Ok, so I've taken a few pucks to the melon...

as evidenced by the sentences below...

But, since I moved away from my family in Western NY, I rarely it pop.

i rarely it pop either.

Now, I just usually just use the brand name of either Coke or Pepsi.

whereas i just usually just use one use of the word "just"

are you drunk???

Posted: **Fri Jul 21, 2006 11:52 pm**

No, I wasn't paying attention because both kids were distracting me.

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