the vynsane asylum

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 9:40 pm

That site is gross. I saw a picture that had blood covered shit, fuckin nasty. I was about to throw up.

The Ghost of Lemmys Warts · Mon Feb 20, 2006 9:53 pm

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Slicker
 <blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by The Ghost of Lemmys Warts
 3 weeks?!
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">Same thing happened to me in boot too. It's the change of diet from your normal eat once a day and pick around the rest to 3 perfectly timed meals that are high in calories.
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Woo boy, that's something I never want to experience. But three weeks without shitting (we talking solids or nothing at all?). I'd have my ass at the doctor's office ready and willing to have things shoved in it to get the shit flowing. Shitting can sometimes be a hassle, but some of 'em feel so good after you give birth to them that you feel like a new man. You feel clean, flushed out, lighter, etc.

Everytime I change my diet I let loose with what those commercials like to call oily discharge. Looks like vasoline to me.

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 10:54 am

I still remember that first shit I took after that long hiatus. It was one of those really dry, tiny rabbit turd dumps that just didn't really want to come out.

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 1:23 pm

Yeah, I had to push for at least 40 minutes to get cleaned out. It felt great though and after that they came once a day. Gives you time to go into the last stall and rub one out too.

Post by **vynsane** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 2:55 pm

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Eternal Padawan
 Like those ones where you keep shooting out the hard little pellets and you feel like all the straining isn't worth the results.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

ah, yes... "poobles" i like to call them, as they resemble pebbles made of poo. those are very annoying.

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 4:12 pm

Lately I've been shitting like 2 or 3 times a day. It's great but honestly I'd rather have just one gigantic movement instead of 3 small ones. I can barely have time to get a hard on anymore.

Dell Rusk · Post by **Dell Rusk** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 5:40 pm

once i pooped on the floor at school and the janiter got pissed! lol lol lol! i just really had to go

The Ghost of Lemmys Warts · Tue Feb 21, 2006 5:59 pm

Someone shit on the floor of a bathroom when I was in elementary school.

They put a milk crate over it until someone got around to cleaning it up.

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 6:52 pm

When I was stationed in Colorado, we had a phantom shitter in the building. They pooped in the trash can, and the sink, and in a urinal. I heard all about it because I was working on the custodial contract.

Diabolical · Post by **Diabolical** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 8:40 pm

In high school, we had someone that was dubbed "The Urinal Bomber."
Not sure if he was ever caught.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 12:10 am

I farted in Kmart today and it stunk so bad. I then went to the shitter and lined the bowl with 4 ass gaskets and dumped a huge one. I left the shit in the toilet and the ass gaskets on the seat for them to clean up. As I was leaving the bathroom a kid was walking in there. Kind of felt bad, but I still left.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 1:11 am

What the fuck is an "ass gasket"??????

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 8:28 am

An ass gasket is the piece of thing that you put down between your ass the the toilet seat.

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 11:18 am

Don't you hate it when your mother calls right before you have to take a dump, then talks for 20 minutes? Meanwhile, you're doing the little dance, hoping the turtle head doesn't polka-dot your drawers.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 11:21 am

Whatever. I'll shit no matter whose on the phone. My not girlfriend likes to describe hers to me when she does them. "Ohmigod! It's 10 inches! it felt so good coming out!" Stuff like that. She's such a guy when it comes to stuff like belching and farting. It's one of the many many many reasons I'm in love with her. it's too bad we're not together anymore.

BM