Re: happy new year!
Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2011 11:59 pm
Methinks you opened the floodgates, Zaphod. And by that, I mean the floodgates that keep copious amounts of santorum from seeping out of your ass.
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happy new year!
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Re: happy new year!
Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 12:19 am
i've reported you all to the moderators for being shitheads.
Re: happy new year!
Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 1:30 am
Coincidentally, that's the face that Zaphod made when Grimlock's giant robot T-rex dick split his ass like a banana.
Re: happy new year!
Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 2:08 am
I have to say, that's the face of someone who took giant mechanical T-Rex Wang rather well, all things considered.anarky wrote: Coincidentally, that's the face that Zaphod made when Grimlock's giant robot T-rex dick split his ass like a banana.
Re: happy new year!
Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 2:29 am
I JUST GOT YOUR PM.Zaphod wrote:i've reported you all to the moderators for being shitheads.
AND IF YOU WEREN'T ALREADY--ERMMM--SITTING ON IT
I WOULD TELL YOU TO SIT ON IT.
I JUST INVESTED IN PETROLEUM JELLY.
SO USE PLENTY OF THAT PLEASE.
Re: happy new year!
Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 9:50 am
Holy anal intrusion, Batman!
This thread reeks of one of the Joker's boners!
This thread reeks of one of the Joker's boners!
Re: happy new year!
Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 1:58 pm
Hey, Zaph! I found this cartoon of you!
Re: happy new year!
Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 2:03 pm
Re: happy new year!
Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 2:04 pm
I didn't know you liked to dress up as the Joker, Zaphy.
Re: happy new year!
Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 2:17 pm
Re: happy new year!
Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 2:17 pm
I'm looking forward to being on the giving end of buttsex, for a change!
Re: happy new year!
Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 2:19 pm
I know what you mean, kidhuman. I've taken many a dong in the butt, but it'll be nice to dish it out for a change.
BTW, vyn, I thought you changed my name to "Ram." What gives?
BTW, vyn, I thought you changed my name to "Ram." What gives?
Re: happy new year!
Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 2:22 pm
Some of us are used to the give-and-take nature of anal loving. Me, I had a separate transponder installed to work my Cybertronian genitalia so I can give it to Punch while receiving from Counterpunch.
(If you know your obscure Transformers, try to wrap your head around that. It's kinky, I tell you.)
I'll have no issues whatsoever with, shall we say, contributing to the cause of stretching out Zaphod's anus to the point where Metroplex can comfortably dance with Trypticon in there.
(If you know your obscure Transformers, try to wrap your head around that. It's kinky, I tell you.)
I'll have no issues whatsoever with, shall we say, contributing to the cause of stretching out Zaphod's anus to the point where Metroplex can comfortably dance with Trypticon in there.
Re: happy new year!
Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 2:25 pm
OOOOOOOOOM!!
Re: happy new year!
Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 6:14 pm
Bizzaro the Grin told me that when Obi-Wan defeated Anakin on Mustafar, poor Annie's pecker got burnt off. Apparently he still cries whenever someone mentions a "weenie roast". Anyway, when Palpatine re-build Darth Vader, he didn't give him a cyborg cock. Therefore, Vader won't be participating in the Zaphod butt sex.
I won't participate either. However, I will be balls deep in Zaphod's mother's ass. OYES!