the vynsane asylum

Sleazer wrote:I would have ripped the wires out of the wall.

Yup, wires out of the wall then.

UKWildcat wrote:

Sleazer wrote:I would have ripped the wires out of the wall.

Yup, wires out of the wall then.

I'd then film a fire safety PSA using your charred remains.


"The ciiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiircle...the circle of life!"

Oh please, the odds of dying in a house fire during the one night in decades that you don't have a smoke alarm are astronomically high.

I hope you guys don't expose your children to sunlight or let them travel in cars.

Of course not. More people are killed in automobiles than are killed by sharks with frickin' laser beams.

In truth, though, a lot of it had to do with having a wife who's not about to allow the smoke alarms to be without batteries for a night. I don't mean that in a negative way. I'm sure everyone else here who's married would be in the same boat.

Well then there's the problem, gotta back up farther than the kids issue...you guys are crazy for gettin' hitched in the first place.

Sharks with frickin laser beams on their heads are VERY dangerous, if I ever have kids they won't be allowed near sharks.

I have been on the trip to Wal-Mart also at 3am. Needed the specific childrens medicine. We had the WM brand, she wanted the NAme Brand. She is the same way about batteries in the Smoke Alarms as my wife.