Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 11:42 am
If heat rises, then Heaven should be hotter than Hell.
You know what's really hotter than hell?
Whoever the woman was that KISS was singing about in that old song.
the vynsane asylum
the dirtiest rest-stop bathroom on the information superhighway... I want FUN,SEX,FOOD,CIGARETTES, COFFEE, MORE SEX, STAR WARS TOYS AND LAUGHTER!
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The incredibly stupid thought thread: vynsane.com edition
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Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 11:44 am
Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 12:01 pm
Thos beautiful autographed knockers are my favorite thing about these here internets.
Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 5:16 pm
I would pay money just to see Kelly Clarkson french kiss Katherine McPhee.
Of course, I'd rather have more bang[ing] for my buck.
Of course, I'd rather have more bang[ing] for my buck.
Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 7:59 pm
If Superman gets his power from the sun, why does he do most of his crime fighting at night?
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 9:24 am
um... er... that's batman. he fights crime at night.
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 9:35 am
When Katherine McPhee appears on "Ugly Betty" in a couple weeks, that will mark both the first and last time I watch "Ugly Betty".
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 10:37 am
"Ugly Betty" herself looks like she's not really ugly per se, but one of those girls they slap glasses and braces on in a shitty Disney movie and pretend she's ugly.
Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 7:05 pm
What happens if Negative Boy and Positive Boy post in the same thread?
Do their posts cancel one another out?
Does it set off a violent chain reaction that will destroy the forums?
Or do they add up to Zero?
Do their posts cancel one another out?
Does it set off a violent chain reaction that will destroy the forums?
Or do they add up to Zero?
Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 7:05 pm
Maybe Slicker's mom ain't so bad.
Maybe peaches isn't really a prick.
Maybe Tycho is just misunderstood.
Maybe we've told too many jokes about Kidhuman's shower.
Maybe the Newsbot really is a cyborg Dan Rather.
Maybe peaches isn't really a prick.
Maybe Tycho is just misunderstood.
Maybe we've told too many jokes about Kidhuman's shower.
Maybe the Newsbot really is a cyborg Dan Rather.
Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 7:27 am
Wrong.Rogue II wrote:Maybe Slicker's mom ain't so bad.
Right.Maybe peaches isn't really a prick.
Wrong.Maybe Tycho is just misunderstood.
Wrong.Maybe we've told too many jokes about Kidhuman's shower.
Right.Maybe the Newsbot really is a cyborg Dan Rather.
Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 6:21 pm
i CAN'T BE THE ONLY PERSON WHO DOES THIS:
eVERY SO OFTEN, i RENT SOME OFFICE SPACE SO i CAN PRETEND i'M A DOCTOR. tHEN i HAVE MY SECRETARY CONTACT rOGUE ii AND TELL HIM HE'S DUE FOR A PROSTATE EXAM. wHEN HE COMES IN, i'M WEARING A SURGICAL MASK SO HE CAN'T RECOGNIZE ME, AND i SAY, "mR rOGUE ii, i'M GOING TO NEED YOU TO BEND OVER." aND WHEN HE DOES, IT'S NOT MY FINGER THAT SLIDES IN, BUT MY BIG, BLACK DICK! aND i BUTTFUCK HIM FOR AN HOUR OR SO, THEN i TELL HIM IT'S ALL CLEAR. aND i GIVE HIM A LOLLIPOP. bUT WHEN HE STANDS UP, i PULL OFF MY MASK, AND SAY, "tHANKS FOR THE ANAL, HO!"
sO FAR, HE'S FALLEN FOR THAT SIX TIMES IN THE PAST TWO MONTHS.
i THINK IT MIGHT BE TIME TO SEND HIM A REMINDER CARD....
eVERY SO OFTEN, i RENT SOME OFFICE SPACE SO i CAN PRETEND i'M A DOCTOR. tHEN i HAVE MY SECRETARY CONTACT rOGUE ii AND TELL HIM HE'S DUE FOR A PROSTATE EXAM. wHEN HE COMES IN, i'M WEARING A SURGICAL MASK SO HE CAN'T RECOGNIZE ME, AND i SAY, "mR rOGUE ii, i'M GOING TO NEED YOU TO BEND OVER." aND WHEN HE DOES, IT'S NOT MY FINGER THAT SLIDES IN, BUT MY BIG, BLACK DICK! aND i BUTTFUCK HIM FOR AN HOUR OR SO, THEN i TELL HIM IT'S ALL CLEAR. aND i GIVE HIM A LOLLIPOP. bUT WHEN HE STANDS UP, i PULL OFF MY MASK, AND SAY, "tHANKS FOR THE ANAL, HO!"
sO FAR, HE'S FALLEN FOR THAT SIX TIMES IN THE PAST TWO MONTHS.
i THINK IT MIGHT BE TIME TO SEND HIM A REMINDER CARD....
Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 6:37 pm
So what, it's not okay to be concerned about your prostate? 
Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 6:43 pm
RII, I can't believe you fell for that even once. That's the oldest trick in the book! If I had a nickel for every postcard I've received that offered a free prostate exam, I could buy a junior cheeseburger at Wendy's!
Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 11:20 am
Here's a stupid thought:
Louis XIV ruled France for longer than any of us have been alive.
Louis XIV ruled France for longer than any of us have been alive.