the vynsane asylum

Jem is truly outrageous. Truly, truly, truly outrageous.

3 Years Later...


THE FUTURE IS NOW!





BACON IN A CAN!

FUUUUUUUUUCK

My thoughts exactly.

yeah eh?? I tried to think of something but my brain kept whistling "FUUUUUUUCK" so I went with it

I do not think that is a way in which I would enjoy bacon.

THIS makes the bacon somehow look less frightening (safe for work BTW)

The canned bacon looks better than the typical field rations to me. Trust me, when you are hungry and have no other options, you'll eat it. Put it this way: MREs have a pita-like bread in them. The shelf life for an MRE is something like 10 years.

One of the meals that has the bread in them is sort of a salsibury steak. What you do is get another piece of bread from another meal, and use the bag of cheeze whiz and make yourself a cheese burger. Man, I'm glad I got out of the military.

I just checked myspace and their front page is littered/whored with ads for Wendy's.
Why does this matter? The background image is BACON!

It may not last, but here is the background image (an awesome wallpaper?):

oh shit! i noticed that too! except, the bacon background pic doesn't really do the bacon justice. i saw it on myspace and it took me a minute to realise that it was bacon. it doesn't really look like bacon. at first i thought it was a close-up of Seven's happy time bits, but i didn't see any of my Lee press-on nails lodged anywhere. and then i saw the advertisement for the new baconator and i put 2 and 2 together.
though, if you ask me, a strip of Seven's beef snail is more tasty than a strip of bacon, and it's twice as salty.

Are you saying that Seven's naughty parts shall be refered to as her bacon strip and the bacon bits?

Bac-O-bits...

RoIIo Tomassi wrote:Bac-O-bits...

Bac-O-nips?

bacunt. bacina. vacon. cunnilincon. bacilincon. cunnilbaconator. bacuntator.

BACON HITLER!


http://buzzfeed.com/scott/bacon-hitler