the vynsane asylum

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:59 pm

Jesus yes, that cat's career went south faster than an elevator with the cords cut. What the fuck happened there?

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 10:24 pm

My guess is Iron Eagle II, Iron Eagle III, and Iron Eagle IV. The first one was bad, even to a 13 year old in 1986. Especially compared to Top Gun. It didn't deserve a sequel, let alone 3.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 10:36 pm

Who the fuck okayed those? How the fuck did they get Gossett, Jr. to star in even one - let alone all - of these terrible movies? I don't get it. At least those Vietnam movies with Chuck Norris kicked some ass when compared to Rambo. What were they called again?

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 10:41 pm

Fuck me, had you not asked, I could've answered. You know how that goes.

Missing In Action?

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 9:35 pm

2 words: Soft. Serve. Ice-cream.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 10:17 pm

Well, as some of you read on the other site I have been sick the last few days with some nasty flu type fuckness going on. I took a shit this morning and it was dripping out of my anus like an oil change. No mudslides here folks, just 10w-40 on tap.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 10:23 pm

Wait... Chuck Norris starred in movies called Soft Serve Ice Cream?

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 10:32 pm

anarky wrote:Wait... Chuck Norris starred in movies called Soft Serve Ice Cream?

Chuck Norris's dick doubles a s a Dairy Queen ice cream machine.

Post by **vynsane** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 11:55 pm

Slicker wrote:2 words: Soft. Serve. Ice-cream.

that's either three or four words, really... not sure if the hyphen makes one word out of two... better consult the style journal.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 12:03 pm

Well I'm at a standstill here, shit-wise. I've adjusted my diet yet again in hopes of dropping a few more pounds and my body seems to want to hold on to every little fucking thing I eat. Get this: 2 shits since last Sunday - real shits - but I've had 2 releases of brown water as well. Not good. I'm hoping that my body will settle into this by next week.

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 2:02 pm

Ever have soft-serve that comes out hot an fast, and no matter how much you wipe, you still feel it burning in the back door area?

Slimmie · Post by **Slimmie** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 8:05 am

Rogue II wrote:Ever have soft-serve that comes out hot an fast, and no matter how much you wipe, you still feel it burning in the back door area?

Ummmm......No.

I just took my "Saturday morning & I just drank a pot of coffee" crap. It looked like a bowl full of those growing charcoal firework snake things. Except they were brown. Pretty cool.

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 9:14 am

Slimmie wrote:
I just took my "Saturday morning & I just drank a pot of coffee" crap. It looked like a bowl full of those growing charcoal firework snake things. Except they were brown. Pretty cool.

Those are always the best ones!

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 12:06 pm

Does anyone else find it strange that this thread has 148 posts, but there has been 16,602 views? That's roughly 113 views per post.

Gentlemen, someone is watching us poop.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 8:38 pm

How awesome would it be if we walked around SDCC with Depends on and shit ourselves so we can make it through lines quicker?

BM