the vynsane asylum

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 10:40 pm

Fuck, Slimmie - you have more fun in the bathroom than anyone else I know.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 1:34 am

West Va is 60 minutes from. And yet three and a half hours also.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 8:33 am

Rogue II wrote:Damm, KH, isn't West VA like an hour and a half from your house?

That is something no one in Virginia would ever admit. West VA is the bastard stepchild of Virginia.

Slimmie · Post by **Slimmie** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 9:03 am

jjreason wrote:Fuck, Slimmie - you have more fun in the bathroom than anyone else I know.

You have no idea.

And here is an e-mail from my wife this morning......

"Just wanted to let you know I took a poop this morning in the perfect shape of the number 1.......thought you might want to know. Wish I could take a picture!"

I may be starting to wear off on her. Poor thing.

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 11:15 am

Goddamn, Slim. If she knew what you were telling all of us...

Words of wisdom for Chux, vyn, and any other future father: Cherish your time on the throne. I finally got to take the shit I was so looking forward to in yesterday's post and no sooner than the first salvo was fired, BOTH kids started crying. Granted, my situation is a touch different from most, but having to pinch off a loaf when one isn't prepared to pinch loaf is not a joyful experience.

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 10:58 am

CaptainSolo1138 wrote:Goddamn, Slim. If she knew what you were telling all of us...

Words of wisdom for Chux, vyn, and any other future father: Cherish your time on the throne. I finally got to take the shit I was so looking forward to in yesterday's post and no sooner than the first salvo was fired, BOTH kids started crying. Granted, my situation is a touch different from most, but having to pinch off a loaf when one isn't prepared to pinch loaf is not a joyful experience.

If you think it's bad now CS, wait until they can crawl. They will be right there at the door waiting for you.

I had an early morning shit today. The end of that bad boy was a couple inches out of the water. I looked around, but couldn't find anyone to hi-five.

hulkslittlegreenman · Wed Aug 02, 2006 10:05 am

I NEVER SHIT. BUT I DROOL SOMETIMES WHEN I'M SLEEPING. IT IS PRETTY FUNNY BECAUSE WHEN THE BIG GUY WAKES UP, HE THINKS HE PISSED THE BED.

The Grin · Post by **The Grin** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 2:12 pm

Since I finished a little early this morning with your mother, I was checking out this other site. Some dude had a thread called "Regularity of "movements", so I assumed it was about how he likes to give it to your mothers on a regular basis. Instead, it was about taking a dump.

seanmcfripp wrote: I feel like I have to share this for some reason. I've been eating Fiber One cereal every morning and jogging 3 miles four times a week for about 6 months now. As a result (at least I think I have the cause and effect right), I've had a bowel movement at almost exactly 7:30 AM every day for the last 3 weeks. I'm not joking when I say every day, I seriously mean every day. I could set my watch to it. In fact, it always hits right before I need go to work, so that's how I know I have to leave. I drop Fat Man and Little Boy, then it's off to the rat race. What a great way to start the day.

I can't set my watch on my BMs, but I know how long it takes your mother to suck me off. She often refers to my cock as Fat Man.

hulkslittlegreenman · Thu Aug 03, 2006 11:59 am

YOU SHOULD SEE SOME OF THE BOMBS THAT ASSHOLE BEHIND ME DROPS. THE STINK MAKES MY HAIR STRAIGHTEN OUT.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 1:40 pm

I was watching animal planets most extreme last night about the stinkiest animals. #7 was the Hippo. This fucker wags his tail while shitting and flings it everywhere.

Bizarro The Grin · Post by **Bizarro The Grin** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 2:15 pm

i HAD A GOOD ONE LAST NIGHT. ukwILDcAT'S FATHER HAD FALLEN ASLEEP, BECAUSE THE POOR GUY WAS COMPLETELY TUCKERED OUT AFTER SLAMMING MY ASS FOR TWO HOURS STRAIGHT. aND i WAS RARING FOR MORE, SINCE YOU CAN'T BE SLAMMED IN THE ASS, EVEN BY SUCH A TINY PRICK AS HIS, FOR TWO HOURS WITHOUT WANTING MORE. sO I STOOD UP OVER THE BED AND TOOK A MASSIVE DUMP ON HIS HEAD! hE WOKE UP AND HE WAS TOTALLY DRENCHED IN MY SHIT AND HIS CUM. hE WAS MAD AT FIRST, SINCE i'D WOKEN HIM UP, BUT HE'S INTO ALL THAT FECAL STUFF, SO HE RAN IN THE BATHROOM AND SHOVED A BOTTLE OF SHAMPOO UP HIS ASS AND i GOT AN INCREDIBLE bj OUT OF IT.

Diabolical · Post by **Diabolical** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 9:10 pm

One day, about a week or so ago, I felt the urge to drop one (it was around 11:30pm)

I read an entire magazine cover to cover.

The pooh wasn't quite solid and it wasn't quite liquid. It was something in between and smelled like it came from the deepest, darkest pits of Hell.

Every time I thought I was done and prepared to wipe the urge returned.

Five or six flushes and hour and a half later I emerged from the bathroom exhausted, yet proud.

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 7:32 pm

I just got done with one that oozed out due to my waiting til the last minute.

The funny thing is that when I stood up to flush and behold the majesty that is feces the first thing I thought of when I saw it was "damn. That would've been a faceful"

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 8:52 pm

No wonder you were figgity on the phone

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 10:36 am

I've had one brewing since last night. There's been some pretty bad blow-by coming out. Bad enough to warrant my wife slapping me.