Panhandling

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homeless man
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Panhandling

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I like to panhandle. I gets me money that way. Some people are rude. They tell me to fuck off. Who is going to hire a scruffy looking black guy? I need to get some pussy. Havent had any since the 70 year old bag lady died. Can I borrow your shower and a razor?
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Post by Slicker »

I'd tell ya to fuck off too. Get a damn job you hippy.
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Post by Troopersmo »

*searchs for paintball gun, and paintballs marked "hippie" *
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Post by Diabolical »

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by homeless man</i>
<br />I like to panhandle. I gets me money that way. Some people are rude. They tell me to fuck off. Who is going to hire a scruffy looking black guy? I need to get some pussy. Havent had any since the 70 year old bag lady died. Can I borrow your shower and a razor?
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">Can I fuck you too?
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Antropov
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Post by Antropov »

I'm pretty sure he's the guy I beat the shit out of last week as a "pick me up".
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Post by Snigtad Flornbi »

so captain solo 1338 <b>or should I say Captin Homo 1338!!!!!</b> is beating off home less men? Thatis gross.
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Post by Diabolical »

You weren't complaining in that video.
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Post by Antropov »

Dicktad[:(!][:(!][:(!][:(!][:(!] took the shot in his mouth. He even commented on how "homeless" the wad tasted, like he already had some sort of basis for comparison.
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Post by captain funtime »

Get a job you fuckin bum. Here is a hamburger wrapper, wanna lick it?
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