Just about. I carried it across the store, trying not to giggle out loud, and then asked my wife straight-faced if she would make me a cape out of it.
As she pointed out, not only did someone think that was a good idea, someone who's high up in Jo-Ann's thought it was good enough to have at least one bolt of it (the store I was at had three) in each store, and to list on their website.
I can't fathom who would want it, at least seriously. Women probably wouldn't be interested. Straight men, no question, most are going to be scared shitless of it. Gay men wouldn't want it aside from the weird camp value of it, so I can't see this being used for anything but gay pride parade uniforms.
*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!
Some of those HAD to be the Graphic Designer fucking with the company, and the company not realizing it. Like the dance school.
"No Tom Foolery today, Ron. I'm tired of looking at your dreadful, speckled mug." "Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?" ”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”
anarky wrote:Those are mostly pretty good, but the Longhorn and Pepsi are really kinda pushing it.
I thought the longhorn one was a total stretch. But the uterus reminded me of Boba Fett.
"No Tom Foolery today, Ron. I'm tired of looking at your dreadful, speckled mug." "Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?" ”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”
"No Tom Foolery today, Ron. I'm tired of looking at your dreadful, speckled mug." "Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?" ”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”