I was in the grocery store yesterday. In the checkout aisle, as normal, there were the usual "full of shit" rags and a bunch of women's magazines.
One of the magazines had some flash-in-the-pan starlet, in a revealing outfit, trying to look sexy as hell.
Another had Dolly Parton. I'm not saying she's a cougar. She was a cougar back when my dad was in diapers. And she was wearing some dress that covered every bit of skin from the neck down.
The sad thing is, this woman who has to be at least 130 years old and was in a really conservative photo actually looked better than the young heroin addict who was trying so hard to be sexy.
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Re: Something sad
I'm with you on that one!
Dolly Parton. rrrowwlllll.
Dolly Parton. rrrowwlllll.
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Jeez, even I would bone Dolly.
I have never read any of your posts, but from what I can learn I should say that for people who like the kind of posts you deliver, they are just the kind of posts such people like.
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