Happy Birthday to Members with no posts

[Caligula]

Thank thov, Tom Foolery. I didst have qvite the wonderful birthday celebration, with mvch cake, ice cream, and violent forcible sexval congress with children and livestock.

I appreciate the invitation for intercovrse with yov and look forward to the wonderfvl fvcking we shall make. I trvst thov hast no problem with me lvbricating with a mixtvre of elephant blood and my sister's santorvm.

[Grover Cleveland]

No no. No need to wish me a pleasant birthday! I'll be spending the day with my wonderful children Ruth, Esther, Marion, Richard, and Francis! And then later, Frances Folsom Cleveland, my wife (and yes, I address her by her full name every time I speak to her) gives me my once a year "Birthday Relations". This year, we've decided to spice things up a bit, wot! We're going to attempt something called 'Panda Style'. Francis Folsom Cleveland seems in a delightfully naughty titter about the whole business! Good show, old bean!

[RoIIo Tomassi]

Happy Birthday, traitExargy.

[anarky]

traitExargy got fucked (saprize buttsechs!-style) by Snarf. Then he cussed out Snarf, and said something that made Zero come and demand three bucks.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

Happy B-Day, Hohutoksev!

Even though your name sounds vaguely Russian, you are 100% homegrown USA!

I envy your profession.

[arnaky]

In my world, Sashaulica is the most prolific poster at vynsane.com, regaling us with tales of brave Ulysses S. Grant, who assassinated President Carter.

Looks like here, though, he gets a shout-out in this thread.

We on Earth-2 have no fucking idea what that avatar means, though. Some things are universal, even between universes.

[unlimitedpudding]

on earth-2, is Sashaulica from russia while working in Arts, Entertainment and Publishing and having an iterests in billiards and pool?

[Negative Boy]

on earth-2, is Sashaulica from russia while working in Arts, Entertainment and Publishing and having an iterests in billiards and pool?

Aha! I knew it. unlimitedpudding speaks Russian. Never trusted him. Damn dirty Commie Bastard.

[Rollo Tornassi]

Over at Flornbi.com, our version of Negative Boy, (he's called Introspective Lad) is a thoughtful and erudite poster. Here he's kind of a putz, isn't he?

[Negative Boy]

If everything is supposedly "opposite" on this "alleged" Earth-2 of yours, how come you and this Earth's Rollo are both the exact same milquetoast, salad tossing nancy twat girlie men?

Explain that conundrum.

[Positive Boy]

Over at Flornbi.com, our version of Negative Boy, (he's called Introspective Lad) is a thoughtful and erudite poster. Here he's kind of a putz, isn't he?

Say, Rollo Tornassi, that's a lovely shade of green. Woo!

[Ran]

Happy Birthday, TeangeNug. According to your profile, you are from Kuwait and enjoy skiing. How's that working out for you?

[RoIIo Tomassi]

Happy Birthday, roarnemat. You smell like poop.

[Ran]

Happy Birthday to Geoff Peterson. I know you have 50 posts, but none of them were memorable.

[Geoff Peterson]

Happy Birthday to Geoff Peterson. I know you have 50 posts, but none of them were memorable.

Oh yeah? LION SEX! He's blowing his load!


And Helen Mirren in a tub! Rrrrowwl!!




You won't forget me now, willya?!! Bitch.