happy new year!

[anarky]

Methinks you opened the floodgates, Zaphod. And by that, I mean the floodgates that keep copious amounts of santorum from seeping out of your ass.

[Zaphod]

i've reported you all to the moderators for being shitheads.

[anarky]

Coincidentally, that's the face that Zaphod made when Grimlock's giant robot T-rex dick split his ass like a banana.

[Rollo Tomassi]

Coincidentally, that's the face that Zaphod made when Grimlock's giant robot T-rex dick split his ass like a banana.

I have to say, that's the face of someone who took giant mechanical T-Rex Wang rather well, all things considered.

[Zero]

i've reported you all to the moderators for being shitheads.

I JUST GOT YOUR PM.

AND IF YOU WEREN'T ALREADY--ERMMM--SITTING ON IT
I WOULD TELL YOU TO SIT ON IT.

I JUST INVESTED IN PETROLEUM JELLY.
SO USE PLENTY OF THAT PLEASE.

[Robin]

Holy anal intrusion, Batman!

This thread reeks of one of the Joker's boners!

[Rollo Tomassi]

Hey, Zaph! I found this cartoon of you!

[RoIIo Tomassi]

[anarky]

I didn't know you liked to dress up as the Joker, Zaphy.

[Shatner]

[k1dhuman]

I'm looking forward to being on the giving end of buttsex, for a change!

[Rouge II]

I know what you mean, kidhuman. I've taken many a dong in the butt, but it'll be nice to dish it out for a change.

BTW, vyn, I thought you changed my name to "Ram." What gives?

[Starscream]

Some of us are used to the give-and-take nature of anal loving. Me, I had a separate transponder installed to work my Cybertronian genitalia so I can give it to Punch while receiving from Counterpunch.

(If you know your obscure Transformers, try to wrap your head around that. It's kinky, I tell you.)

I'll have no issues whatsoever with, shall we say, contributing to the cause of stretching out Zaphod's anus to the point where Metroplex can comfortably dance with Trypticon in there.

[bIZARRO tHE cOW]

OOOOOOOOOM!!

[The Grin]

Bizzaro the Grin told me that when Obi-Wan defeated Anakin on Mustafar, poor Annie's pecker got burnt off. Apparently he still cries whenever someone mentions a "weenie roast". Anyway, when Palpatine re-build Darth Vader, he didn't give him a cyborg cock. Therefore, Vader won't be participating in the Zaphod butt sex.

I won't participate either. However, I will be balls deep in Zaphod's mother's ass. OYES!