the dead... shall rise

[Optimus Prime]

all hallow's eve approaches.

the souls of the dead forumites shall rise to torture the living with a fate worse than death.

vacation slides!!

[Doc]

behold....

behold my family's trip to the grand canyon!!!

[Optimus Prime]

beautiful children, doc.

here's a photo my daughter took of me during our trip to the rockies last summer.

[Ben Reilly]

Long as fucking Teddy Kennedy don't come back and try to drown me and force me to get his socialist healthcare, I'm cool with the dead rising.

[Negative Boy]

The dead shall rise sounds like gay shitty homoerotic fan fiction about gay zombies fucking each other in their squdgy decaying orifices. It reads like something Ran would come up with. And Zombie fiction is nothing less than a metaphoric attack on Conservative Republican ideals. Fuck you, you hippies.

[Bizarro The Grin]

tHE DEAD DO NOT RISE WHEN i COME AROUND.

bUT i GET A RISE OUT OF A DECEASED DADDY. a REAL RISE, IF YOU KNOW WHAT i MEAN.

aND THEN i POUND THE DRIED-UP SHIT OUT OF THEIR DEAD ASSES.

[Zero]

I DON'T KNOW IF ANYBODY CAUGHT THIS IN OPTIMUS' POST ABOVE.

BUT HIS DAUGHTER TOOK THE PHOTO.

WHICH MEANS OPTIMUS IS A FATHER.

AND THEREFORE ELIGIBLE FOR A FATHER FUCKING.

CARRY ON.

[Bizarro The Grin]

oF COURSE i'VE NOTICED. iT'S MY JOB TO NOTICE!

iN FACT, JUST LAST WEEK, bIZZARO tHE gRIP AND i PUT dOC'S CORPSE IN THE CAB AND TOOK TURNS. i PORKED pRIME WHILE bIZZARO DIDDLED dOC. tHEN WE SWITCHED.

aND, WHEN WE WERE DONE, WE TRANSFORMED THE TRAILER AND DOUBLE-TEAMED jOE bIDEN IN THE BACK SEAT OF rOLLER.

[bIZZARO tHE gRIP]

oH HO HO, yES! tHEN WE PLAY UN GAME OF OOKIE COOKIE. aH ESTILL THEENK THAT jJREASON'S PADRE LOST ON PUROPSE. bUT CAN TU BLAME HEEM?

[Positive Boy]

I happen to enjoy Ran's writing. On Friday evenings, I put on my Snuggie, grab some wine coolers, light some scented candles, hit play on my John Tesh/Kenny G mix tape, hop in my comfy chair, and read fan fiction from all of my favorite websites all night.

[Negative Boy]

You make me ill. Go fuck yourself, you nancy little hippie.