200 Poles have frozen to death this winter!

[Newsbot]

WARSAW, Poland – Police say 200 people have frozen to death in Poland this winter.

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Most victims were either homeless or under the influence of alcohol.

Poland has faced a severe cold spell in recent days, with temperatures dropping to minus 15 Celsius (5 Fahrenheit) in Warsaw at night and to minus 20 Celsius (minus 4 Fahrenheit) in Bialystok, a city in the northeast.

Police said on their website Wednesday that 29 people have died from the cold in February alone, raising the total to 200 since the first cold spell struck in November.

Try as I might, I can't find a joke in this to throw onto the end of the article, as is my custom.

[Slicker]

If you stick your tongue to one of these frozen Poles will it stick?

[Rollo Tomassi]

200 North Koreans also froze to death this winter, but according to the media stranglehold from that country, those 200 people just succesfully colonized Saturn, and have already sent back magnificent space jewels, that Kim Jong Il is keeping safely locked away from scientific scrutiny in the special vault given to him as a gift by the princess of Atlantis which the North Koreans made contact with over a decade ago. And Kim bowled 320 yet again. But he bowls that like almost every time he goes bowling. And he retired from golf since he said hitting a 49 every single game was getting boring.

[Ran]

Kim Jung Il's official biography is amazing. His operas, his golf achievements, the double rainbow....its probably worthy of its own thread. If I didn't know better, I'd swear we wrote it.

[anarky]

Kim Jong Il was the only person to find Princess Toadstool Peach in the first castle that he looked in.

[Rollo Tomassi]

Kim Jung Il's official biography is amazing. His operas, his golf achievements, the double rainbow....its probably worthy of its own thread. If I didn't know better, I'd swear we wrote it.

And so it shall be...

[vynsane]

that's gotta be the best threadtopic derailment i've ever seen!