"Fun With Snigtad": A new game!!

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 3:23 pm

theres no place like home clicking his heals together

But that didnt work so they started in with the ass kicking again until sniggy poo bopkins said......

(JJ's a cop and he carries a tser for story purposes. And we were all waiting in wait to beat sniggies ass in the stroy too)

Snigtad Flornbi · Post by **Snigtad Flornbi** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 5:58 pm

MY BOSS WE'LL BE A-LONG SHORTLY AND HE WILL KICK YOU'RE NUTS!!! NEAL BEFORE DR DOOSH!!!!!!

"AND THAN SNIGTAD STARTED KICKING THEY'RE NUTS!!!!! AND THEY ALL STATED CRYING LIKE BABYS BE CAUSE THEY WERE FUCKING PUSSYS!!! AND SAID DONT LET DR DOOSHE KICK ARE NUTS!!! AND THEN SNIGTAD SAYED!!!

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 6:26 pm

...hey Dr. Douche. Do you wanna fuck me in the ass again? Douche replied that he was still picking dingle berries out of his man mane but that he'd give it whirl. During there "love" making Douche was hittin' it so hard from behind that there nuts slapped with a thunderous clap. Both fell to the ground with intense stomach aches.

Then Snigtad said...

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 6:37 pm

God damn, Slicker, that is the most fucking disturbing thing I've ever read.

Wait, that's what anarky said. What Snigtad said was this:

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 11:57 pm

I shit on your dick Dr Douche. Want me to lick it off?

Yes

And then sniggins said.........

lava pajama boy · Post by **lava pajama boy** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 1:05 am

"Get the camcorder ready cause I'm gonna suck my own dick. Grab the mason jar and let the good times roll."

"Take 1--and ACTION" yelled Dr. Drouche in an controllable little girls voice.

CRACKKK..."uh-oh" said Snigs. "I think the jar is breaking"

As snigtad began to shit himself silly--
Snigtad said.........

lava pajama boy · Post by **lava pajama boy** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 2:03 am

"I'm gonna get those forum bastards. Always picking on me cause my dick smells like rotted goat cheese..I'll show those jerks. I'm gonna start my own forum at http://www.mymotherismybestfriendandiwe ... anties.com and show them how to bake a mean upside down cake"

Snigtad broke out into a snotty slobbery cry as he wet himself and fell into a deep sleep.

while dreaming, snigtad said....

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 2:48 am

(uh-oh a double post)

I love women, I love them so much.....

Then snigins woke up in a cold sweat. HGe was shaking and realized it was only a dream. He reached into his pocketbook and pulled out a huge 3 foot double ended black dildo and said........

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 2:57 am

If I shit, then don't wipe I'll be able to ram this up my ass and print my inishals on Shithuman's Pillow!

KH then called Sniggins on the cell and spoke to him in a soft yet controlling manner. KH commanded Snigtad to stay on the phone while showering, and to describe EXACTLY what he was washing. Sniggins, ever glad to explore the risque side of gay life, happily complied. While washing his penis in the shower, he told KH:

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 3:51 am

wait a second, you're not JJ. Why am I doing this for you.

KH then yelled...suprise nigga, ripped the shower vurtain opened and kicked sniggins square in the nutz and took off.

As KH sped away JJ came drving up and ran into the house. He found sniggers laying in pain with a cell phone jammed up his ass while holding his bag. JJ massaged his bag gently as he pulled the phone out of his ass.

Snigtad then yelled I am gonna cum and JJ swallowed the load graciously for him as he had done may times in the past.

Then sniggins said....

El Chuxter · Post by **El Chuxter** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 5:37 am

I hope I get this right since I am new here

Snigtad said "Gosh JJ just like the old days"

The JJ and Snigtad cuddled up and held each other tight. While asleep JJ was dreaming and said I love you. Snigtad heard this and said I love you too JJ and kissed him. JJ woke up and said, "I dont love you, I was dreaming. I like sucking you off, but I dont love you"

Snigtad than ran off crying saying...

sl1cker1138 · Post by **sl1cker1138** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 11:44 pm

You drank me, you drank my love juice. How could you not love me?

Snigtad ran right out into the street naked were a bunch of cops stopped him.

Then Snigtad said

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Sat Dec 17, 2005 2:42 am

This doesn't make me a faggit, bitches! The cops looked at each other, eyebrows raised, then put Snigtad in the wagon. They drove him halfway out of town to a darkened industrial site and beat the piss out of him with rubber hoses for his lack of respect. When the violence had ended, and the "good cop" had explained how Snigtad had gotten off lucky because he wasn't going to be charged for public nudity, Snigtad understood. The cops drove away, leaving Snigtad naked and bruised and walking down the middle of the road.

Snigtad decided to hitchhike back into town, and wiggled his dink at the first guy who rode by him on a Vespa. It turned out to be peaches, who was overjoyed to see his old friend. peaches pulled his head out of his ass, then took off his helmet. Snigtad said:

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Sat Dec 17, 2005 3:39 am

I bet we can both fit on that if I shoved my cock in your ass.

peaches replied, Like you have to ask twice and was de-pants in .734 seconds. He spread his cheeks apart, which were pre lubed, and said get on, literally

Snigtad said........

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Sun Dec 25, 2005 4:00 am

Sorry bich, but yer gonna have to shave that crack if you want my love.

The insulted, indignant peaches still drove Sniggins back to town - but wouldn't talk to him the whole way. Snigtad asked to be let off at the midtown bakery, where he went inside and said to the woman behind the counter: