Your daily dose of Smooooooth

[Snigtad Flornbi]

The transcendent powers of Colt 45 are not be underestimated, you dig? When I've ordered Colt 45, the longest it ever took me to seduce the closest swinging chick was seven minutes. It only took that long because she was a lesbian. Oh yeah.

[vynsane]

i love the tagline 'it works every time'. i realize that the advertisement is attempting to correlate drinking colt 45 with makin' it with the ladies, but another reading is as if other alcoholic drinks sometimes DON'T get you shit-faced for some reason, but this one does EVERY TIME...

all i can think of is "60% of the time... it works EVERY TIME".

[Slicker]

Ummm...am I the only one that hasn't failed to notice that Snigtad can fucking spell? What the fuck happened?!

[Ran]

It happened in the GI Joe Resolute thread.

[Slicker]

Wow. Maybe I should watch that cartoon.

[Ran]

I don't know about that. You saw what it did to Snigtad. Watching it while wearing a wolf shirt could smoothness of epic proportion.

[Snigtad Flornbi]

Oh, yeah, cats and kittens, Earth Day is upon us. We all must honor our Mother Earth, for she is a beautiful and bountiful mother, and show her the love she so dearly deserves, oh yeah. Because if Mother Earth were a woman, she would be a perfect 36-24-36, my oh my.

And who better to show love for the planet than the smoothest lover of all time. Can you dig it, or are you square?

[Snigtad Flornbi]

Today's dose of Smooooooth comes from the big daddy-o of them all, Jack Kerouac. Can you dig it?

“All human beings are also dream beings. Dreaming ties all mankind together.”

[CyrusFan96]

wow snigtad flornbi what happened 2 u? u used to b pretty kewl, now u r a boring old man lol!

[The Phantom ManAss]

Nothing is as smooth as a shit over warm toilet water.

[Dell Rusk]

WOW SNIGTED U SURE R ACTING ALL GAY + STUF, CRYUS FAN IS RITE, WHAT HAPENED 2 U BEING ALL GAY, LOOK AT THIS NEWSMIELEY!!!

[Snigtad Flornbi]

Awww, yeah, today's dose of smooth may sound a bit conceited. I, myself, am the smooth for the day. While you might question the prudence of this, I just managed to get the entirety of the female population of Providence, RI, into my swinging pad using only a paperclip and a gum wrapper. That, my friends, is smooth. Oh yes!

Tomorrow shall be without the usual dose, because, brothers and sisters, on the seventh day, he rested. I'm going to need my rest tomorrow after the little town-wide love-in we've got planned, mm hmm!

[Snigtad Flornbi]

Welcome back. I know it's real early like on Monday, but Robin, he is a nite owl, oh yes, oh yes.

Today's dose of smooooooth comes from our good friend, R.B. Greaves, who proves that even a nephew of the legendary Sam Cooke can aspire not to greatness, but to mere goodness, topping the charts with only one groovy tune and defying his family's wishes that he be a giant like his uncle, when really all he wants is to be a one-hit wonder, dig it?

Go on, Greaves, my man. Keep not reaching for your dreams.

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

Now I miss the old Snigtad. Shouldn't he be back to normal, since Resolute is over?

[anarky]

You miss the old Snigtad?

I prefer any man who shows R.B. Greaves his proper due rather than saying something, "That dum old gaye black guy from liek the 20s, he was so gaye! he was SUPER GAYE!!!!"