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jjreason
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Re: BM
I debated between this and the Proud Moments area - my little guy had a dump tonight and came up with "Dad, I dropped the kids off at the pool (which is one I use a lot, no big deal - but he added a bit of his own material).... and NOW they're GOIN' TO THE DEEP END!!!" *FLUSH* 
"Something inside me....."
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Diabolical
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POOH-sterity.vynsane wrote:i'm glad we've dated this for posterity.
"As they say in China, 'Arrivederci'!"
*For the creation of the Golden Deuce Award.
*For the creation of the Golden Deuce Award.
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bIZZARO tHE gRIP
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oH HO HO! eET LOOKS LIKE sENIOR bIZARRO eL gRIN WENT MUY MUY DEEP INTO YOUR TIGHT RUMP EEF HEEZ NUTZ WERE IN THERE. oYES!jjreason wrote:NUTS!!! IN MY POO!!!!! 2008-12-31 @ 1025hrs.
zAT ES ME, FOCKING TU PADRE!
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Jargo
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i have the shits. kinda orangey very soft and sticky logs. really long thin ones though. fukken stinks too. my guts feel like someone turned em inside out and stomped all over em. been praying to jesusfukkenchristohgodohgodnoooooohuuuuuurrrrngh! lots. it's been leaving all kinds of interesting smears and patterns on the pan. I swear earlier I saw the face of Jim Carrey.
I have never read any of your posts, but from what I can learn I should say that for people who like the kind of posts you deliver, they are just the kind of posts such people like.
Whatevah!
Osculum mihi asinum!
Whatevah!
Osculum mihi asinum!
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Slicker
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I just got done with one and it reminded me of the sand worms from Beetlejuice. How they come up and then stealthily just dive back underground. I'm pretty sure that the log was still in my ass even at it's moment of entrance into the water and then when it cut loose it just completed it's dive with no splash. Would've made an olympic diver proud.
Sweet berry wine!
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Diabolical
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"As they say in China, 'Arrivederci'!"
*For the creation of the Golden Deuce Award.
*For the creation of the Golden Deuce Award.
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anarky
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Re: BM
Kinda funny that whoever wrote up Weird Science left out the whole bit about the older brother being turned into a giant pile of shit.
I've had something wrong with me for about three days. Everything I eat comes out one end or the other really quickly. My diarrhea smells like vomit. And I've got such an insane amount of gas, I have no idea where the hell it's all coming from. I must've expelled about thirty pounds of gas yesterday. At one point, I had a forty-second fart. I shit you not.
I've had something wrong with me for about three days. Everything I eat comes out one end or the other really quickly. My diarrhea smells like vomit. And I've got such an insane amount of gas, I have no idea where the hell it's all coming from. I must've expelled about thirty pounds of gas yesterday. At one point, I had a forty-second fart. I shit you not.
*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!
