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okay i can hear you now. and i don't want to. why don't you go fuck slicker's mom and get out of my face?

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I'm sort of envious that I never thought of photographing my poop and selling prints.
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I debated between this and the Proud Moments area - my little guy had a dump tonight and came up with "Dad, I dropped the kids off at the pool (which is one I use a lot, no big deal - but he added a bit of his own material).... and NOW they're GOIN' TO THE DEEP END!!!" *FLUSH* :lol:
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NUTS!!! IN MY POO!!!!! 2008-12-31 @ 1025hrs.
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i'm glad we've dated this for posterity.
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vynsane wrote:i'm glad we've dated this for posterity.
POOH-sterity.
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jjreason wrote:NUTS!!! IN MY POO!!!!! 2008-12-31 @ 1025hrs.
oH HO HO! eET LOOKS LIKE sENIOR bIZARRO eL gRIN WENT MUY MUY DEEP INTO YOUR TIGHT RUMP EEF HEEZ NUTZ WERE IN THERE. oYES!
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i have the shits. kinda orangey very soft and sticky logs. really long thin ones though. fukken stinks too. my guts feel like someone turned em inside out and stomped all over em. been praying to jesusfukkenchristohgodohgodnoooooohuuuuuurrrrngh! lots. it's been leaving all kinds of interesting smears and patterns on the pan. I swear earlier I saw the face of Jim Carrey.
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I just got done with one and it reminded me of the sand worms from Beetlejuice. How they come up and then stealthily just dive back underground. I'm pretty sure that the log was still in my ass even at it's moment of entrance into the water and then when it cut loose it just completed it's dive with no splash. Would've made an olympic diver proud.
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"As they say in China, 'Arrivederci'!"
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Kinda funny that whoever wrote up Weird Science left out the whole bit about the older brother being turned into a giant pile of shit.

I've had something wrong with me for about three days. Everything I eat comes out one end or the other really quickly. My diarrhea smells like vomit. And I've got such an insane amount of gas, I have no idea where the hell it's all coming from. I must've expelled about thirty pounds of gas yesterday. At one point, I had a forty-second fart. I shit you not.
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Jesus fuck, it got worse today. I feel half-dead right now.
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You could possibly have gastro. You can't keep ANYTHING down? Even liquids?
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anarky wrote: At one point, I had a forty-second fart. I shit you not.

Of course, you shit yourself
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yeah, um.... doctor?
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