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Senor JabbaJohnL
I HAVE THE POWER!!!
Posts: 2785 Joined: Thu Jul 20, 2006 12:17 pm
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by Senor JabbaJohnL » Tue Dec 16, 2008 12:35 pm
Holy fuck!!! This IS better than ShamWow!!!
You're gonna love my nuts.
Shit. I can't think of a good signature.
Vince Offer
bacon
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by Vince Offer » Tue Dec 16, 2008 12:41 pm
Hi! It's Vince with Slap Chop. When I found out about Slap Chop, my eyes lit up, just like a buttafly.
You're gonna be slappin' your troubles away.
You're gonna have an exciting life now!
anarky
sometimes not actually existing
Posts: 18044 Joined: Tue Sep 03, 2002 4:50 pm
Location: Fucking shit up, yo!
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by anarky » Tue Dec 16, 2008 1:36 pm
Okay, how is that different from the thing I have that's just like it that I've had for about ten years? Yes, it comes apart, Vince.
Love the little sparkle on the strawberry. Nice touch.
*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!
Senor JabbaJohnL
I HAVE THE POWER!!!
Posts: 2785 Joined: Thu Jul 20, 2006 12:17 pm
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by Senor JabbaJohnL » Tue Dec 16, 2008 2:11 pm
Did yours come with a free Graty? I think not.
Shit. I can't think of a good signature.
mabudon
I HAVE THE POWER!!!
Posts: 2771 Joined: Sat Sep 28, 2002 5:23 pm
Location: Canada
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by mabudon » Tue Dec 16, 2008 2:13 pm
yeah, one that you can pass around at the dinner table??
Tho seriously only the pitch is new, which makes it even more awesome
Mr.Ts flavor wave is also an excellent pitch, the woman is a PRO
Vince, NO!!!!!
I just ripped off most of your pubes!!
Zaphod
knightrider
Posts: 299 Joined: Tue Oct 21, 2008 1:56 pm
Location: CHESTER A. ARTHUR'S WIFE'S VAGINA... WITH THE VINEGAR, BABY!
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by Zaphod » Tue Dec 16, 2008 2:14 pm
i passed your mom around the dinner table. everyone got a piece.
Jargo
christopher walken
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by Jargo » Tue Dec 16, 2008 3:00 pm
making america slimmer with cheese? hmmmm that'll do it.
gotta say that commercial actually managed to make Vince look do-able. soon as he said he could do it with one finger I was sold.
I have never read any of your posts, but from what I can learn I should say that for people who like the kind of posts you deliver, they are just the kind of posts such people like.
Whatevah!
Osculum mihi asinum!
mabudon
I HAVE THE POWER!!!
Posts: 2771 Joined: Sat Sep 28, 2002 5:23 pm
Location: Canada
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by mabudon » Tue Dec 16, 2008 3:13 pm
oh yeah that line is funny "if I can do it with one finger, you can do it with your whole hand", a total slap in the face to the audience that seems to have been unintended
Vince, NO!!!!!
I just ripped off most of your pubes!!
Diabolical
(includes alternate sneering hissy fit head sculpt)
Posts: 7250 Joined: Mon Jul 11, 2005 8:40 pm
Location: Doofenshmirtz Evil, Inc.
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by Diabolical » Tue Dec 16, 2008 6:15 pm
Jargo wrote: making america slimmer with cheese? hmmmm that'll do it.
gotta say that commercial actually managed to make Vince look do-able. soon as he said he could do it with one finger I was sold.
I figured it would have been the "You'll love my nuts" remark.
"As they say in China, 'Arrivederci'!"
*For the creation of the Golden Deuce Award.
Double_G
megatron
Posts: 1463 Joined: Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:28 pm
Location: Whore Island
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by Double_G » Tue Dec 16, 2008 6:22 pm
Vince, you ignorant slut. That shit's been around for years.
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
The Joker
bacon
Posts: 33 Joined: Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:58 am
Location: HahAHaHahaHA
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by The Joker » Tue Dec 16, 2008 6:28 pm
If VINCE OFFER isn't dead in SIXTY MINUTES, then I blow up a hospital! I'm a man of my word .
WhY sO SeRioUs?
Vince Offer
bacon
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by Vince Offer » Tue Dec 16, 2008 6:44 pm
Suck my junk, Jokah. You're gonna love my nuts. I'm gonna shit right into your eyes. That is gonna smell.
You're gonna have an exciting life now!
Jargo
christopher walken
Posts: 912 Joined: Wed Sep 03, 2008 9:45 am
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by Jargo » Tue Dec 16, 2008 6:59 pm
Holy moly! I erm.... well....
Holy moly!
I have never read any of your posts, but from what I can learn I should say that for people who like the kind of posts you deliver, they are just the kind of posts such people like.
Whatevah!
Osculum mihi asinum!
Zaphod
knightrider
Posts: 299 Joined: Tue Oct 21, 2008 1:56 pm
Location: CHESTER A. ARTHUR'S WIFE'S VAGINA... WITH THE VINEGAR, BABY!
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by Zaphod » Tue Dec 16, 2008 7:15 pm
that moly is holy.