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Today only, signing in to vynsane.com's forums gives you a chance to increase your ShamWow awareness by automatically entering you into a contest. The grand prize winner, chosen at random, will receive a link to Vince Offer's ad for the ShamWow on YouTube. It's only today; we can't do this all week, you know. You with me, kidhuman?
This contest is in commemoration of the recent membership of unlimitedpudding and Joe Biden, both outspoken advocates for the ShamWow, as well as Vince Offer himself. All vynsane.com members in good standing are eligible. Except for Billy Mays. All you have to do is sign in. This contest sells itself!
vynsane.com is the world's premiere site for nerd-culture discussion and nerblering support. vynsane.com is owned by Inaction Offline, which is, as you probably are unable to tell from the company name, the opposite of Action Online.
Billy Mays works for Action Online. That's why he can't play. However, other employees of Action Online, like Bizarro JediTricks, Philip Wise, Captain ISE, and remainsafetus, can, because they, at least, make us laugh.