I call for a Vice Presidential debate

[unlimitedpudding]

But do you get a second set thrown in free?

YES! You get eight ShamWow towels for the low price of $19.99. You were going to spend $20 a month on paper towels at Target anyway.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

But do you get a second set thrown in free?

YES! You get eight ShamWow towels for the low price of $19.99. You were going to spend $20 a month on paper towels at Target anyway.

Seriously?

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

Holy god, I want to get a set. My friend and I were singing Shamwow songs the other day and it inspired me.

[unlimitedpudding]

But do you get a second set thrown in free?

YES! You get eight ShamWow towels for the low price of $19.99. You were going to spend $20 a month on paper towels at Target anyway.

Seriously?

I wouldn't lie to you about ShamWow. Don't accept any ShamWow immitators.

[unlimitedpudding]

Holy god, I want to get a set. My friend and I were singing Shamwow songs the other day and it inspired me.

Get them at Target. They are on an endcap with some other "As seen on TV" products. Just don't buy any of that stuff Billy Mays endorses. That guy is a prick.

[anarky]

My friend and I were singing Shamwow songs the other day

That may be the most disturbing thing you've ever said. No, scratch that. That is the most disturbing thing you've ever said. That's the most disturbing thing anyone from this site has ever said. And keep in mind that a guy just got banned because he did nothing but talk about having sex with boys.

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

My friend and I were singing Shamwow songs the other day

That may be the most disturbing thing you've ever said. No, scratch that. That is the most disturbing thing you've ever said. That's the most disturbing thing anyone from this site has ever said. And keep in mind that a guy just got banned because he did nothing but talk about having sex with boys.

We're also gonna have Mac-a-thon '08 in a few weeks with a bunch of other friends, which includes watching Mac and Me, Wicker Man, and Plan 9 from Outer Space. What can I say, I love stupid shit.

(It was essentially putting "I don't know, it sells itself" and "you're gonna spend $20 a month on paper towels anyway" and "you followin' me, camera guy?" to whatever tunes we thought of.)

[Ran]

Mother of God. What is happening to the higher education system? First, Girls gone wild. Now this. Can't you do a good old fashioned panty raid like in Revenge of the Nerds or lock a horse in the dean's office like in Animal House?

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

Mother of God. What is happening to the higher education system? First, Girls gone wild. Now this. Can't you do a good old fashioned panty raid like in Revenge of the Nerds or lock a horse in the dean's office like in Animal House?

I'll look into it. What can I say, film students are weird.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

I don't get 'Girls gone Wild'. Seriously, a guy points a video camera at you and you expose your breasts? How does that benefit YOU at all?


And why aren't you having sex with me?

[anarky]

Girls Gone Wild is apparently semi-fraudulent in that they throw these parties, buy the girls a lot of booze, get them on the verge of alcohol poisoning, and ask them to show their tits and make out. The guy got into a lot of trouble when it turned out some of the girls in one video were 18 (so they could show boobs), but weren't 21, so getting them drunk off their asses was a serious crime. Something about that whole shtick doesn't sit well with me. I like boobs as much as the next guy, and I like the sorta "voyeur" vibe to some stuff, but that seems like date abuse without the actual intercourse to me.

JJL, I'd recommend picking up Anaconda: Hunt for the Blood Orchid if you like bad stuff. I got a roomful of people mad at me once when they put that in, and it was so fucking awful I couldn't keep from MST3King it. My sister-in-law actually likes shitty movies, and was mad that she couldn't follow the complex plot, and everyone else got annoyed because I pissed her off. Of course, they were more annoyed at her.

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

Sweet, I'll put that on the list for any future Mac-a-thons. We had other choices (The Star Wars Holiday Special, The Underground Comedy Movie) and figured we'd stick with the three for now. We're looking for that special blend of so-bad-it's-good, in a MST3K sort of way, as you mentioned.

[Vince Offer]

I would have participated in this debate, but I can't do this all day.

[The Grin]

Does the ShamWow work on love juice? Your mom swallows so we have not tested it out for ourselves yet.

[Vince Offer]

ShamWow holds 20 times its weight in liquid. No other towel's gonna do that.