Namblaman found dead!

[anarky]

I don't know if I have the reality-altering powers of Uatu or Newsbot, but here's a shot:

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Vynsane.com forumite Namblaman was found dead today. He had choked on his own shit and fell into a giant blender, where he was pureed into this red goo. He won't be coming back.

[Rollo Tomassi]

Was it a giant blender like the ones Batman used to have to deal with back in the 50's? One of those elaborate deathtraps conceived of by criminal masterminds? And if so, is that perhaps the case here? Did Louie the Lilac Perpantor leave some giant blender laying around?

[Ran]

Wow. Didn't see that coming.

[Darth Vader]

I don't know if I have the reality-altering powers of Uatu or Newsbot, but here's a shot:

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Vynsane.com forumite Namblaman was found dead today. He had choked on his own shit and fell into a giant blender, where he was pureed into this red goo. He won't be coming back.

It was more of a Force Choke, then a Force Push into the giant blender. All too easy.

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

What did we learn today, kids?

Characters who fuck your mothers, fathers, and pets are funny. Anything that fucks a kid is not.

The more you know.

[Uatu the Watcher]

You do not wield that power cosmic, Anarky. I, however, do. Behold!

[Bizarro The Grin]

aLAS, MY FRIENDS, WE HAVE LOST A VALUED MEMBER OF tHE gROUP. fOR i AM CERTAIN, BASED ON HIS MODUS OPERANDI, THAT nAMBLAMAN WAS NONE OTHER THAN bIZARRO bIZARRO bIZZARO tHE gRIN, wE KEPT HIM LOCKED IN THE BASEMENT FOR SO LONG, i GUESS HE FINALLY GOT OUT AND FOUND AN ORGANIZATION THAT ACCEPTED AND ENCOURAGED HIS DEPRAVITY. tHOUGH HE WAS DISGUSTING AND MADE US WANT TO VOMIT, WE WILL MOURN THE LOSS OF OUR bIZARRO-CUBED BROTHER.

i AM SO INCONSOLABLE, i THINK ONLY A RAMPAGE WITH dEVASTATOR FUCKING ALL YOUR PARENTS IN A MASSIVE ORGY OF SEXUAL PERVERSION CAN SOOTHE THE HOLE INSIDE ME. aND, TO CELEBRATE THE RECENT tARGETMASTER REISSUE OF dEVASTATOR WITH tHE gRIZ NOW TRANSFORMING INTO HIS bLAZING dILDO, IT SEEMS APPROPRIATE. iF YOU HAVE KIDS, YOU MIGHT WANT TO GREASE UP ALL YOUR ORIFICES, 'CAUSE THIS BIG FELLOW HAS A MASSIVE COCK AND YOU DON'T WANT TO BE INJURED.

mONSIEUR tHE gRIP, IF YOU WOULD BE SO KIND AS TO KICK US OFF!

[bIZZARO tHE gRIP]

oH HO HO!! fORM LOS FEET Y LEGS!

[The Grip]

Ah, mah Beezairo frien, you get ahead of yoursailf, non? Vee most follow zee time-honaired ordair, or zee five minutes of zee stock footage, zey do not work propairlah, non?

Actahvate zee intairlock! Zee dynathairms, zey are connected, non? Infracails up! Undt zee maigathrostairs, zey are go!!

[The Grin]

Form arms and body!

[The Griz]

Form blazing dildo!

[Bizarro The Grin]

fUCK THE STOCK FOOTAGE, gRIPPY! tHIS IS A SPECIAL OCCASION!

aND i'LL FORM... THE ANUS!

[Devastator]

DEVASTATOR!!

AWW, SHIT! YOU MAMMIES AND PAPPIES BETTER SPREAD YOUR LEGS AND GET YOUR HOLES ALL BUTTERED UP, HO HO HO HO!