should i stay or should i go?

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

I did it on the side of a pool, then I spit the jizz into the pool and made sure people swam in it.

[Mrs Funtime]

That's nasty! Now I know why the ladies at my bridge club always warned me to never let the kids swim in public pools. Really, JabbaJohnL, you could've found a nice girl who would've swallowed.

[Kup]

WELCOME, ZERO. OR IS IT JJL WHO'S THE NEWBIE? DAMMIT, I CAN'T KEEP YOU KIDS STRAIGHT. GET THE FUCK OFF MY SILICON LAWN!

[The Charo]

cuchi-cuchi

[Ringo Starr]

Ahhh. Mrs. Funtime. Have you ever been to Great Britain? You remind me of a young bird I once corked while hot air ballooning to the south of France. I distinctly remember blowing a load all over her face, then making her walk back to the train station without any of her clothes. Later I seem to remember reading about a naked girl getting gang banged on a train to Paris. It made me laugh. Ah..anyway, I was completely hammered at the time and could be getting my stories mixed up. If that was you, we certainly had some good times. Peace and love. peace and love.

[Snigtad Flornbi]

I SAY U SHUD GO UNLES U R STRATE, OF COARSE NO 1 HEAR IS STRATE BUT ME AND DEL AND BONER AND JARGO, THE REST R ALL FAGS. IF U R A FAG PLESE LEAV B4 I KICK UR BALLS IN!

YAY DOOSHE! O UYES!

[Batman]

Greetings, citizen. On behalf of the Moderator Terror Squad and all the... denizens of vynsane.com, I would like to extend a warm welcome to you. To bring yourself up to Bat-Speed, I recommend perusing the videos to which anarky linked earlier. Be constantly vigilant against the nefarious... Clown Prince of Crime, the Joker, and keep in mind that Robin and I will not... hesitate to bring you to justice if you decide to rob the Gotham National Bank. I trust this will be a non-issue and hope to someday address you as "Old Chum."

(Robin: Keep an eye on this Zaphod. If he enters the Gotham National Bank, make certain he has a withdrawal slip, and not a revolver.)

[The Grin]

i found you nuts while doing a search a few days ago.

What a coincidence. A few days ago your mom found my nuts on her chin.

[Robin]

Roger, Batman! I will have a Bat-a-rang ready.

[The Goat]

Ah, Zaphod. Salutations.

[Grimlock]

STUPID FLESHLING START OUT BY DIS ME GRIMLOCK! NOT RIGHT FOOT TO START ON. MAKE ME GRIMLOCK MAD, ME GRIMLOCK KICK BUTT!

ME GRIMLOCK SUPPOSE FLESHLING ZAPHOD WELCOME, SO LONG AS ZAPHOD FOLLOW RULES. NO PISS OFF ME GRIMLOCK, NO DOUBLE POST, AND NO USE R-WORD! OTHERWISE ME GRIMLOCK BID YOU BAH-WEEP-GRAANAGH-WHEEP-NI-NI-BONG!

[Zaphod]

oh wow, you guys have me rolling on the floor laughing my ass off so hard i can't type rotflmao because i forgot the leetspeek. isn't that what its called when retards type online? leetspeek? sounds like something you go to a doctor to have lanced.

batman, i did watch the videos. i have no clue what the hell they were, but i knew my life changed forever and i dedicated my life to whatever the hell they were. is that snigtad flornbi in the video? he has the same robot in his banner but i think snigtad rides the short bus and would not have come up with anything that awesome, so what is the connection. robots dancing in hot chick asscrack while motorhead plays, fuck, if you ever doubted the existence of god then watch that video. i'd invited miley cyrus over and she'd made me a nice dinner and given me a lapdance and had just stripped down and i was ready to go at her doggie style when i clicked on that link and it was so cool i said, "bitch, you are going to have to wait until this video is over."

i will try to behave, oh batman and grimlock. and fear not grimlock, i will not mention the name of ratchet, because i know how painful your unrequited love for him was.

[Robin]

Batman, what could have Zaphod been searching for when he found this site? The Bat Computer hasn't narowed it down yet.

[Capt. Jack Sparrow]

I think we've all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically.

[Zaphod]

robin, do you really want the answer? the real answer, and not the "naked pictures of your mom" answer?