Awesome torture ideas!!!

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 2:53 pm

Make people divulge information! Inflict them with indescribable pain without killing! Sure you can toss in the old stand-bys like the Bolivian telephone for the noobs who don't know about torture, but I prefer to see what fresh and inventive sociopathic bloodletting your evil minds can come up with.

Like jamming a toothpick down a guy's urethra ( that's his peehole) and then light the tip of it and watching the flame slowly burn it's way down towards his John Thomas. He'll tell you anything and everything you want to know about troop movements if you'll only snuff the flame.

Or strapa guy down and drop an eye dropper ( just a drip ) of supheric acid somewhere on his body (so he knows the agony of it) then threaten to drop a single drop into his eye and describe to him in detail as it burns down into his skull unless he gives you the launch codes.

Troopersmo · Post by **Troopersmo** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 2:07 am

I kinda like the apple peeler effect.. stretch out one arm of said hostage and peel away long strips of skin. A little salt to make them scream.

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 2:02 pm

I'm kinda partial to the German torture methods. Puttin' a shard of glass in yer' pee hole then havin' ladies rub against your johnson until it gets hard then you die of loss of blood.

It wouldn't be all that bad except for the glass in your weiner and death through loss of blood part.

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 4:44 pm

ahh, I was reminded of the one where a glass thermometer gets put in the urethra and then smashed into splinters with a billy-club or some such thing, that would be pretty fucking painful

Slimmie · Post by **Slimmie** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 4:23 pm

How 'bout this. Nail some dude's nut-sak to a stump. Give him a knife, a jagged, rusty, butter knife. Then set the stump on fire.

zombie · Post by **zombie** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 1:34 pm

brains?

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 6:12 pm

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Slimmie
 How 'bout this. Nail some dude's nut-sak to a stump. Give him a knife, a jagged, rusty, butter knife. Then set the stump on fire.
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">Dear God, man. You're a twisted sonofabitch. I was gonna say send them to Canada for a month, but now I won't bother. Wait, I just did. Nevermind.

Diabolical · Post by **Diabolical** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 9:26 am

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by CaptainSolo1138
 <blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Slimmie
 How 'bout this. Nail some dude's nut-sak to a stump. Give him a knife, a jagged, rusty, butter knife. Then set the stump on fire.
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">Dear God, man. You're a twisted sonofabitch. I was gonna say send them to Canada for a month, but now I won't bother. Wait, I just did. Nevermind.
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">I was thinking more of making them spend a week with Lanny.

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 2:13 pm

The best torture idea ever:

Get people hooked on a specific brand of action figures (for the sake of the conversation lets say...ummm...Star Wars). Release them in a manner that it is not only possible but fun to collect them all. Then, when everyone is hooked (let's call them "completists"), start making their release more sporadic and regional. And if that isn't bad enough, make some of them over priced exclusives that only certain stores within the chain get. I bet alot of people would scream in pain and agony over that.

If that fails, I like the idea of the old "Pear" used during the Inquisition. Put it in their mouth and keep widening the "pear" part until their jaw explodes and their eyes pop out.

Diabolical · Post by **Diabolical** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 10:47 pm

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by CaptainSolo1138
 The best torture idea ever:

Get people hooked on a specific brand of action figures (for the sake of the conversation lets say...ummm...Star Wars). Release them in a manner that it is not only possible but fun to collect them all. Then, when everyone is hooked (let's call them "completists"), start making their release more sporadic and regional. And if that isn't bad enough, make some of them over priced exclusives that only certain stores within the chain get. I bet alot of people would scream in pain and agony over that. <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">You are one...ummm...diabolical muddafukka.

BRILLIANT!

Post by **vynsane** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 8:25 am

there's a lot of stuff involving the urethra...

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 8:59 am

I was thinking the same thing- guilty as charged (besides, that area is pretty easy to score major "pain points" on and I think most of us cringe at the thought of any sort of horrible dick trauma, I know I do)

Post by **vynsane** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 9:25 am

i was just commenting on the lack of originality... i mean, c'mon... causing pain through the urethra is like shooting fish in a barrel. hey, that's a thought. stick a fish up your urethra and then shoot at the fish...

Slimmie · Post by **Slimmie** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 11:57 am

Or stuff a barrel full of fish up someones urethra, then shoot it. Or shoot a fish out of your urethra at a barrel full of urethras, um...no....urethri... ahh...whatever. I guess the pain of a fish being stuffed up your urethra would vary depending on which direction it was stuffed, because of scales & fins & other directional pointy things. Yeah, inflicting pain on the daddy parts is too easy.

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 1:27 pm

I think the pain would also vary exponentially depending on the fish. My luck I'd draw the marlin straw while everyone else pulled rainbow trout. My dick would look like a garter snake that had just eaten a swordfish.