Hey, Michael Moore, whaddya think of An American Carol?

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Hey, Michael Moore, whaddya think of An American Carol?

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I saw a preview for this earlier on TV. It looks bad. Really bad. I mean, I used to LOVE anything with the name "Zucker" attached to it. And I'd love to see a clever spoof of Michael Moore. But this looks hella weak, even with an impressive cast. And what the hell has David Zucker done that hasn't sucked since Naked Gun 2&1/2? (Okay, Baseketball wasn't horrible. But it wasn't great, either.) Jerry at least did Rat Race. David's crowning achievement is Superhero Movie.

I'd heard about this, and wasn't going to pass judgment without seeing it, but it looks really horribly awful. I think I'll watch your new movie, Michael, instead, since it's free.
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I thought Viggo Mortensen was supposed to be playing me. I hope it's funny.

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Oh man, I was up in our mixing bay's control room ( where they do the sound for the show and get all the dialog, music, sound fx levels just right) and they were mixing this turd in the other mixing bay. I watched about ten minutes ( where the main guy is talking to JFK on the old TV ala Forrest Gump. It sucked like a whirlpool of diarreah.
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It looks like a big right-wing jerkoff fest. Oh, wait, that's exactly what it is.
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