Ah am going on zee vacacion!

[The Grip]

Ah onlay get zee one veek evairah three years, so Ah am takeeng zee advantaige undt goingk to el Rock & Roll Hall of Zee Fame en Seattail, non? Undt zeen Ah am veeseeteeng mi aged grandmere in zee rolleeng hills of Europe. Ah know your mothairs zey vill miss me vhale Ah am gone, so Ah have deseegnaited un replacemahnt.

Een mah abscaince, Zee Green vill be aided bah mah entaireem replacemahnt, Monsieur Jeffrey Tambor. Senor Tambor he ees lookeeng forwaird to focking all your mothairs, ho-ho-ho-ho!

[anarky]

Awesome! My mom loved Arrested Development.

[The Grin]

Mr. Tambor, I look forward to working with you.

[The Grin]

Ok, where is this guy? I've been busy fucking all these mothers, and this Tambor guy is nowhere to be found.

[anarky]

I heard him with Mrs A last night. He's all work and no brag.

[The Griz]

While making my canary-fucking rounds, I've seen that bald fucker slip in and out of a few houses (not to mention a few mothers).

Now if you'll excuse me, JJReason's pug has been begging for my four-foot cock all day long. I make that bitch look like a fucking kebab.

[Jeffrey Tambor]

Sorry, guys. I've been a little busy lately.

Remember that NBC show I did, called "Twenty Good Years?" When I fuck your mother, that's how long her orgasm lasts.

Sorry, Grip, if it seemed like I was slacking. But quite the opposite! I'm quite new to this whole endeavor, but this woman called Slicker's Mom gives quite the hot carl!

[The Grin]

Impressive.

[The Grip]

Oh ho, Ah am zee back!

Senor Tambor, Ah expect a wreetain raiport een zeese zread, detailing how you focked evairyone's mothair vhile Ah vas zee gone, non?

[Jeffrey Tambor]

Welcome back, my friend! I'll get to that report as soon as I can. I just need to file my notes and wait to get the results to that AIDS test I took, then it's smooth sailing.